Sex after marriage.

Sex gets boring after getting married, like this chick I'm banging, as soon as she got married the sex became boring, I blame her husband.

a reply to: SpecialSauce

I had lots of great sex when I was married... none of it was with my wife.

a reply to: SpecialSauce

It can't get boring if it never happens...

originally posted by: SpecialSauce
Sex gets boring after getting married, like this chick I'm banging, as soon as she got married the sex became boring, I blame her husband.

If sex with a married woman is boring, you're doing it wrong.

"Do you talk to your wife during sex?"
"only if she calls me"

a reply to: abe froman

And your proud of this?

One more:
Wife: You have a lover and you sleep with her
Husband: No, I sleep here not over there!
Wife: They told me you bought her a little car
Husband: Yes I bought her a new Audi R8
Wife: You even bought her a place
Husband: Place? this is a place, over there is a Mansion!

a reply to: mopargtx

It's a joke.

In the jokes forum.

Lighten up Francis.