Wife: You have a lover and you sleep with her
Husband: No, I sleep here not over there!
Wife: They told me you bought her a little car
Husband: Yes I bought her a new Audi R8
Wife: You even bought her a place
Husband: Place? this is a place, over there is a Mansion!
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