ATM: Automated Tithing Machine - Seriously?

I'm down. I'll start my own church and have the donations come to me.

I'm awesome, why not donate to the church of me?

If you tithe to me, I'll assure you that you're a good person, have been forgiven by God and will go to heaven.

What they need is a bless you button, when you make the deposit you can press the bless you button, if the random generated numbers are in a pre chosen specified series then God would bless you with a small windfall.
If God doesn't think you deserve a blessing you get nothing back from your tithe

It's not Christianity to take money like this, Jesus sent the church out to love.

Reminds me of the bad guy from the Magnificent Seven
"If God didn't want them sheared He wouldn't have made them sheep "

a reply to: Raggedyman

LOL!!

Wow, coming from you that's pretty refreshing.
Well put.

You were also pretty astute on the giant cross thread. You feeling okay?

a reply to: MystikMushroom

Right?

I wonder how much these 'vending machines' cost?
How long until individuals can plunk them down wherever for "crowd-funding" - maybe even on sidewalks outside casinos!