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"Bernie's Gonna Take On The Banks Bro!....... I'm A Scientist!!"

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posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:16 PM
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So I just came from the gas station and heard these gems. And HAD to share

The Scene:

Asian guy behind the counter who is the owner. Nice guy always. Speaks English, but not so well.
He's talking to a local guy standing in front of the beverage case. Hispanic. Young. Maybe 24-30. Speaks English well, not an 'accent' or anything.
Skinny, wearing shorts and Vans shoes with some music T Shirt.

Event:

As I walk in a notice the convo goes quiet. I grab a water anyways after looking through the beverages. As I go up to the counter to pay, the Hispanic guy restarts the convo he's having with the guy behind the counter.

"Yeah Man, so like I was saying. Bernie is one of the only people who's gonna take on the banks BRO. Only two other guys did that before. Lincoln and what's that guy's name.....ummmm...JFK....yeah Kennedy....right? And what happened to them? They both ended up dead! Look man, I'm a SCIENTIST, I don't believe in coincidences. That's why we gotta support Bernie. He's the only one"

The above conversation happened EXACTLY like that, pretty much word for word.
Asian guy was just standing their silent. I paid for my stuff and got in my car.

This is Los Angeles in a nutshell, and this is the large EXTENT of what I've heard come from the mouths of most Bernie Fans.
Regardless of what happens to Bernie, nomination, Presidency, or not. We are DOOMED.

That is all




posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:19 PM
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a reply to: BatheInTheFountain

Maybe you misheard and he was saying he was a Scientologist.



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:23 PM
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a reply to: BatheInTheFountain

Lincoln was killed because of the banks?

I guess.

I'm not a scientologist.



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:23 PM
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a reply to: BatheInTheFountain

he's a scientist so i would take his word for it.

brb voting bernie



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:24 PM
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"I'm a Scientist.....I don't believe in coincidences"

When I heard that, I almost literally shouted out "What the F********************?????"



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:25 PM
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originally posted by: TechniXcality
a reply to: BatheInTheFountain

he's a scientist so i would take his word for it.

brb voting bernie


He literally Sciences. Because...who's that guy......."JAY EFF KAY"????

Yeah Bro, that guy.



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:25 PM
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I ran into this Trump supporter with a pair of steel toe boots, jean shorts, and no shirt but had this huge confederate flag belt buckle. The most amazing thing was his awesome mullet though. He said Trump won't make us pay our debt, we would just print more money like duh.



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:26 PM
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a reply to: BatheInTheFountain
Bernie says such fanciful things. And he is just like President Lincoln..... Well.... Ummm..... Ok He is a communist, and communism has a fail track record.... But.... Im feeling the Bern..... Im feeling fanciful... I believe in unicorns, and believe everything Bernie says.
Sarc off He is a nice guy, he just doesnt know what works, or what he is doing. I wish he did



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:26 PM
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originally posted by: amicktd

I ran into this Trump supporter with a pair of steel toe boots, jean shorts, and no shirt but had this huge confederate flag belt buckle. The most amazing thing was his awesome mullet though. He said Trump won't make us pay our debt, we would just print more money like duh.


Is DBCowboy as handsome in person as he sounds on the internet?



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy Yes, there is a theory about that



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:28 PM
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a reply to: amicktd

Business up front?

Party in the back?



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: amicktd

I ran into this Trump supporter with a pair of steel toe boots, jean shorts, and no shirt but had this huge confederate flag belt buckle. The most amazing thing was his awesome mullet though. He said Trump won't make us pay our debt, we would just print more money like duh.


Is DBCowboy as handsome in person as he sounds on the internet?


Lol I actually think DBCowboy is pretty funny even though we never agree politically.



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:29 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Mullets are going to come back!

(I'm a scientist)



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:29 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Lincoln was killed because of the banks?


No, Lincoln was killed because of gun violence as his home state contains Chicago.




edit on 18-5-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer becasue he left it in the ladies room



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:29 PM
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a reply to: amicktd He probably had a job

PS no mullet here, but do wear steel toe boots



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:30 PM
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originally posted by: amicktd
Lol I actually think DBCowboy is pretty funny even though we never agree politically.


I didn't ask you if he was funny, I asked if his mouth was purty.



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:30 PM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem
a reply to: DBCowboy Yes, there is a theory about that



I'm curious. I'll ask Google.



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:31 PM
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originally posted by: Swills
a reply to: amicktd

Business up front?

Party in the back?


You know it. I just picture Joe Dirt.



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:31 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Mullets are going to come back!

(I'm a scientist)


Hopefully you didn't throw away your fanny pack too.



posted on May, 18 2016 @ 07:33 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: amicktd
Lol I actually think DBCowboy is pretty funny even though we never agree politically.


I didn't ask you if he was funny, I asked if his mouth was purty.


I don't know, got a picture?



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