posted on Jul, 2 2016 @ 02:00 AM
a reply to: peppycat
I'm not a very jumpy person but I do react nearly instantaneously, when unexpected just appears. Someone laughed at me in a bar once when a female
friend was kinda like he doesn't get violent towards women to someone else, then as I was walking by socked me as hard as she could in the arm...
unexpected but my body move in relation to absorb and she hauled ass out the door where I was going anyway to get some earrings a friend had left
behind the week before in a table... she was all like oh noes and I just smirked and said oh I have some lotion you asked me about if I had any
earlier if you want it. But of course the guy laughing obviously had no idea of the "be like water" Bruce Lee business, so when she tossed her rock
the surface rippled but kept flowing...
But I did have an interesting camping event once in the West Virginia mountains... an Ex and I were like 10 miles deep in a camp site all secluded
there was a burnt tent at one end... I dont know why... be we said um lets drive the other way... so we went in the other direction after inspecting
it. So we made camp, ate and had a bit of frisky business, then as we were about to fall asleep something circumnavigated the entire tent and then
brushed trying to avoid one of the tent stakes... well I grabbed my keys and started flashing the headlights in lock unlock on the car went out and
got a folding knife from the car pressing the key fob of lights etc. as she packed the gear with a quickness... aka yank the stakes cram in the trunk
while I stood guard and we got the hell out of there. I dont know what could have been in there that deep unless a hiker... but hey the smell of food
and sex I guess could draw in many things...
About a month before this we were in some camp ground off the blue ridge right up on the edge of the woods and the people next to us about 30 yards
away were loud for a long time, when it finally settled I had the skylight open looking at the star while the same Ex was sawing off some logs
snoring. Then as she rolled as im laying there I hear this loud sniffing on my right side like heavy cow bull sort of sniffing up the side of the tent
and my hair stood all on end and the energy was massive like a looming presence bear was my thought and I rolled over to cuddle her in case those few
microns of fabric made us like an everything burrito to whatever the hell that was. The back of course has the thickest muscle and protects vital
organs so as soon as that just lingering looming went away and the hair settled I fell asleep too.
So those sorts of camping events? I bought an RV... its like a waffle house, same inside no matter where you go and always feels like home.