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I'm A 7th Level Demon from the Sirius 6 Dimension, ask me you know anything

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posted on May, 13 2016 @ 10:06 PM
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originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: chr0naut

Would you rather never being able to lie, or never be able to tell the truth?


'Yes', which, because it is a lie, of course, means 'no', which would be a lie and therefore means 'yes', which means...

Damn, the old Chinese mirror trick! Gets me every time.

edit on 13/5/2016 by chr0naut because: (no reason given)




posted on May, 13 2016 @ 10:07 PM
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Point me to someone or something that will tell me the truth.

I'm from the Octurus Cluster. Tyran 8 to be exact. Our world has been sabotaged by beings that syphoed our stars lifebood for their starships & left our world without light. There is a red veil that covers out sky at dawn.
Please, be sure to protect your star. It has the energy for interstellar travel not yet revealed to your species.

Humans, you are not alone. Be well to protect what you have, for there are many that exist to conquer and destroy worlds for the gain of galactic control. Let thy weapons be for them and not your own.
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posted on May, 13 2016 @ 10:08 PM
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a reply to: chr0naut
You got it!!!



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 10:11 PM
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a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

You're a what?



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 10:16 PM
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originally posted by: Bybyots
a reply to: chr0naut



Very American, anyway. You'd probably eat it covered in "Cheez Whiz" and Chilli Sauce.


You'd be right in my case; my Grandmother had a Depression-era chili sauce recipe that would have been awesome on a haggis. You know, by the way, that American chili sauce is different from Latin American "salsa"?

Fact is? It's all about "Avocado-Toast" right now. Coast-to-Coast Avocado-Toast, Baby!



So it would be avocado. Regardless of how it might taste.

Despite being so atomozied? We all eat the same #.

P.S. Wanna trade countries?



I thought that America just bought my country (TPP)?

Anyway, apparently our seaside real estate is the most valued in the world right now. So, it's a fight between the US and China to see who gets the most.

Me, I've got my little (actually not that small) slice of heaven and I'm hanging on to it, sorry.




posted on May, 13 2016 @ 10:18 PM
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a reply to: chr0naut



sorry...


But....alright then.

I'll race you to fluent Mandarin?




posted on May, 13 2016 @ 10:32 PM
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originally posted by: Bybyots
a reply to: chr0naut



sorry...


But....alright then.

I'll race you to fluent Mandarin?





Méiguānxì, wǒ bù jièyì, nǐ xiān zǒu.

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posted on May, 13 2016 @ 10:45 PM
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a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein




I just “woke” up and quickly expanded from my cold cocoon that was buried inside my host, Emmanuel Goldstein. I have been dormant for 1600 years now.


how did your cocoon get inside your host 1600 years ago???



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 10:53 PM
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a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

You started it lol!!!



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 02:16 AM
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a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

I did this # way better..



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 03:06 AM
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originally posted by: chr0naut

originally posted by: Bybyots
a reply to: chr0naut



sorry...


But....alright then.

I'll race you to fluent Mandarin?





Méiguānxì, wǒ bù jièyì, nǐ xiān zǒu.


Dang bro, you just got burned!

As for the OP, I wish that dragon was real. Life without dragons is terribly boring, in my opinion.



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 04:13 AM
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originally posted by: SmurfRider

originally posted by: chr0naut

originally posted by: Bybyots
a reply to: chr0naut



sorry...


But....alright then.

I'll race you to fluent Mandarin?





Méiguānxì, wǒ bù jièyì, nǐ xiān zǒu.


Dang bro, you just got burned!

As for the OP, I wish that dragon was real. Life without dragons is terribly boring, in my opinion.


(... a subtle 'tchissh' sound and a wisp of smoke rising past my wild, crazy eyes and lunatic grin, 'cause some people just want to watch the world burn).



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posted on May, 14 2016 @ 08:09 AM
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Is ATS the only place where a demon is good enough to introduce itself
and the discussion quickly turns to haggis?



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 09:07 AM
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a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein
I've waited 2 millenia for this, when do we do battle demon?


told you been waiting awhile
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posted on May, 14 2016 @ 04:32 PM
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That was really good, thanks for sharing the story



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 04:45 PM
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originally posted by: TheLordOfFlies23
a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

I did this # way better..




Yes your bad ass yo mama jokes were wonderful, beezlebub ATS is just bigoted against demons.



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 04:48 PM
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a reply to: TechniXcality

apparently it was 800 years to young to do battle.., unfortunately.




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