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I'm just an ordinary guy. Don't ask me anything.

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posted on May, 14 2016 @ 12:50 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

I hadn't heard the story of the broken pencil.

I did however hear about the constipated mathematician.

He worked it out with a pencil ...

😎




posted on May, 14 2016 @ 01:16 AM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz
It's a bit late to change now, anyway. I guess you're stuck with me.

a reply to: Sublimecraft
Yeah, I'm as exciting as watching paint dry. Yay paint!

a reply to: YoungPeeps
I'm glad I am too. People have had me laughing all day.

a reply to: Timely
That's a good one. Did you hear about the movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet.



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 01:19 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark




No idea. He could at least throw in some bacon and cheese


oh deer lord



cheers to that



I am more of a butter nutter person myself



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 04:39 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
I'm just an ordinary guy. Don't ask me anything.

Okey dokey...



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 06:40 AM
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If you know nothing, are you Jon Snow?



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 07:10 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

what is 2 + 2 , when its monsanto`s fault ?



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 07:25 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape

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Depending on contrail activity ÷ cloud seeding + radioactivity x climate change ...

Give or take an extiction event here or there ...

Have a nice day 😎
edit on 14-5-2016 by Timely because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 07:44 AM
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a reply to: 1984hasarrived

are the clowns :

whole

rough chopped [ arms . legs and head sepaerated ]

diced [ 1cm cube ]

minced

or

pureed

???????????????



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 09:04 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape

I have no idea, I am waiting for the OP to give me further data so that I can accurately calculate for him how many clowns will indeed fit into a car of his choosing.

It seems that he does not really want to know the answer, as he is not giving me the required information, but rather non specific answers.

Are the clowns in costume?
Naked?
Mixed sex, as another poster asked?
etc etc

edit on 14-5-2016 by 1984hasarrived because: typo



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 09:11 AM
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I think I found a loophole in your statement :
"I'm just an ordinary guy. Don't ask me anything."

Technically if I ask you something, then by being specific I wouldn't be just asking you anything.
However since coming up with this logic used up my limited brain power I haven't the intelligence left to ask a question.



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 11:14 AM
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Wait a minute huge red flag here. I've been at ATS way too long. You want us to think you're ordinary but I ain't buying it. I agree with Errollorre so I'll be very specific/give it my best shot.

1. What are the seven contradictions of Zeripa, watcher of the equator?

2. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, African or otherwise?



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 11:56 AM
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a reply to: Indigent
I am not; although, I do look good in black.

a reply to: ignorant_ape
Purple. The poisons make colors taste so good.

a reply to: ignorant_ape
The clowns are whole.

a reply to: 1984hasarrived
The clowns have costumes. Naked clowns look funny. Let's say half male and half female. The dimensions of the car are those that Quantum gave. Oddly enough, Nonspecific hasn't made it here yet. He usually has good answers.

a reply to: Errollorre
We all have our days. Have some coffee and a donut. Things will get better.

a reply to: Morningglory
Who is Zeripa? I never heard of him/ her.
Slightly slower than a hummingbird. I guess.



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 12:55 PM
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a reply to: chr0naut


He May not even exist




posted on May, 14 2016 @ 01:09 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: Indigent

a reply to: Errollorre
We all have our days. Have some coffee and a donut. Things will get better.


Keep on giving away the donuts and you WILL know something...you will know how bitchy jacy can get, lol.



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 01:33 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl
OOO bitchy even! Well it just so happens that I saved some for you: chocolate cream filled chocolate donuts with chocolate icing. How do you feel now?



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 01:37 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

I feel like you know more than you admit, lol.


I feel like you are a true friend.
I feel like hugging you.
I feel...hungry.

Wait...what was the question?



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 01:49 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl
What he said:

Have another donut.



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 01:57 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark



Thank you! Don't mind if I do!



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 07:01 PM
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originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: 1984hasarrived

The SAE passenger volume of a 2011 Ford Focus sedan is 93.4 cubic feet, and the trunk accommodates 13.8 cubic feet. Of course, that rises with the removal of the seats and the interior panels, so let’s call it 120 cubic feet of  Total Clown Space (TCS). Theoretically, about 40 clowns should fit into a Focus.
Source
www.caranddriver.com...


So, is this the definitive car for this hypothesis? You have gone from Implala to VW, to a Focus.

If so, I will put some thought into it and give you a definitive answer.
edit on 14-5-2016 by 1984hasarrived because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 14 2016 @ 07:11 PM
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a reply to: 1984hasarrived

LOL, I need to know 1984. I will never sleep tonight. Skid is going crazy with rain!




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