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The Be Careful What You Wish For Thread

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posted on May, 11 2016 @ 06:30 PM
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originally posted by: GodEmperor



I wish I could eat scorpion peppers like they were tic tacs.


Granted but they taste like tic tacs.




posted on May, 11 2016 @ 06:33 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

I wish the sky was purple with green spots.


Granted, the composition of the atmosphere to produce such hue is toxic to all life on earth.

I wish I remember the wishes that beat the leprechaun on those movies.
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posted on May, 11 2016 @ 06:33 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Granted but it rains green slime on only you for the rest of your life.


I wish I could experience a day in the life of every species in the galaxy first hand and forever remember every second after returning back to my place and time.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 06:33 PM
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originally posted by: Indigent
I wish I had a fool proof wish...


Granted but there is no guarantee that a fool is granting it



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 06:38 PM
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originally posted by: Indigent




I wish I remember the wishes that beat the leprechaun on those movies.


Granted but the wishes only work in the movie.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 06:39 PM
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posted on May, 11 2016 @ 06:40 PM
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originally posted by: berenike

originally posted by: Indigent
I wish I had a fool proof wish...


Granted but there is no guarantee that a fool is granting it




HAHAHAHA!



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 06:41 PM
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originally posted by: Alien Abduct



I wish I could experience a day in the life of every species in the galaxy first hand and forever remember every second after returning back to my place and time.


Granted but after experiencing life as a giant space worm you'll never be happy as a human again.

I wish for a cheese sandwich.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 06:43 PM
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a reply to: berenike

Granted, enjoy your goat cheese



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 06:43 PM
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originally posted by: berenike

originally posted by: Alien Abduct



I wish I could experience a day in the life of every species in the galaxy first hand and forever remember every second after returning back to my place and time.


Granted but after experiencing life as a giant space worm you'll never be happy as a human again.

I wish for a cheese sandwich.


Granted but after swallowing 4 bites you realise it's full of maggots.

I wish I was the all knowing omnipresent omnipotent God.
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posted on May, 11 2016 @ 07:22 PM
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a reply to: Alien Abduct

Granted. You have seized to exist.

I wish I could control the flow of time.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 07:23 PM
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originally posted by: Alien Abduct




I wish I was the all knowing omnipresent omnipotent God.


Granted but you know and experience such horrible things you wish you hadn't bothered.

I wish I could visit the Grand Canyon.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 07:24 PM
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originally posted by: Tiamat384
a reply to: Alien Abduct

Granted. You have seized to exist.

I wish I could control the flow of time.


Granted you may now move forward in time.

I wish I an an endless supply of bacon and beer.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 07:31 PM
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originally posted by: Zerodoublehero




I wish I an an endless supply of bacon and beer.


Granted but the bacon tastes like cabbage and the beer tastes like gripe water.

I'll still wish to go to the Grand Canyon.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 07:34 PM
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a reply to: berenike
Granted. You fall off the edge.
I wish for world peace.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 07:41 PM
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originally posted by: Tiamat384
a reply to: berenike
Granted. You fall off the edge.
I wish for world peace.


Granted, too bad you used Pax. Most of the population just give up and die while the unlucky few react very badly. They become Reavers, but since they take off into space, the world is still a peaceful place in the end.

I wish I could speak Japanese.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 07:44 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko
Granted. You are now a kamikaze pilot 5 metres from your target battleship.

I wish I had 9 lives like a cat.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 07:49 PM
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originally posted by: Tiamat384



I wish I had 9 lives like a cat.


Granted but you have a canine personality so a cat's life doesn't suit you.

I wish that I knew the Secret of the Universe.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 07:49 PM
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a reply to: Tiamat384

Granted, but you can only eat cat food from now on.

I wish I could go to New Zealand.



posted on May, 11 2016 @ 07:51 PM
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a reply to: Starcrossd


And why can't you>>>???



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