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posted on May, 1 2016 @ 11:27 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

LOL your so funny DDIQ




posted on May, 1 2016 @ 11:31 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: solve



it hurts so much, that i cant even piss myself.

Why would you want to pee yourself? Sorry you're in pain, by the way. Have you seen a doctor?


I've seen a doctor.

Really creepy, looked just like a doctor.



posted on May, 1 2016 @ 11:38 PM
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a reply to: chr0naut
They're creepy, alright. I try to avoid going to the doctor office lol.



posted on May, 1 2016 @ 11:50 PM
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a reply to: OpenEars123

If the blackbox always survives why don't they make the plane out of the same material?

If the number two pencil is so widely used around the world why isn't it called a number one pencil?

Here's a couple oxymorons for you
Jumbo shrimp
State worker
Microsoft works

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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:02 AM
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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? I guess as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:05 AM
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a reply to: maryjo44
Probably as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:05 AM
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a reply to: AK907ICECOLD

That is funny "Microsoft Works" lol
Can I try a few? Thanks


alone together
awful good
"beggarly riches"
(Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions by John Donne)
bitter sweet
"brisk vacancy"
("Self Portrait in a Convex Mirror" by John Ashbery)
cheerful pessimist
civil war



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:06 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: maryjo44
Probably as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris.


LOL that was good



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:09 AM
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a reply to: Quantum12
Thank you! I'll be here all night lol.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:11 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Me too we will get in trouble lol!



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:22 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: OpenEars123
It's impossible to put your elbows in your OpenEars. I bet you just tried it, didn't you?


I did try.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:23 AM
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a reply to: [post=20671779]OpenEars123[/post

I named the horse "Primrose".


Annnnnnd Scene!



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:29 AM
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a reply to: Quantum12

I am changing clothes and you weren't supposed to be watching.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:30 AM
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a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Bwahahahaha !

Love the new clothes !





posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:48 AM
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a reply to: reldra
It didn't work out, did it? Inquiring minds want to know.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 12:52 AM
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a reply to: CranialSponge

Thanks.


Who says you need to wait until Christmas? I've been called worse than that today alone.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:03 AM
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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:09 AM
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posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:09 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: OpenEars123
It's impossible to put your elbows in your OpenEars. I bet you just tried it, didn't you?


Hwo di yuo get thnn oyt?

Sorrh abit thw typing glt my elvoes stuj un mu eaez.



posted on May, 2 2016 @ 01:23 AM
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Hwo di yuo get thnn oyt? Sorrh abit thw typing glt my elvoes stuj un mu eaez.

My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!

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