Who fancies sharing some random nonsense for the next 20 mins?

a reply to: Skid Mark

LOL your so funny DDIQ

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: solve

it hurts so much, that i cant even piss myself.

Why would you want to pee yourself? Sorry you're in pain, by the way. Have you seen a doctor?

I've seen a doctor.

Really creepy, looked just like a doctor.

a reply to: chr0naut
They're creepy, alright. I try to avoid going to the doctor office lol.

a reply to: OpenEars123

If the blackbox always survives why don't they make the plane out of the same material?

If the number two pencil is so widely used around the world why isn't it called a number one pencil?

Here's a couple oxymorons for you
Jumbo shrimp
State worker
Microsoft works

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? I guess as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

a reply to: maryjo44
Probably as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris.

a reply to: AK907ICECOLD

That is funny "Microsoft Works" lol
Can I try a few? Thanks


alone together
awful good
"beggarly riches"
(Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions by John Donne)
bitter sweet
"brisk vacancy"
("Self Portrait in a Convex Mirror" by John Ashbery)
cheerful pessimist
civil war

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: maryjo44
Probably as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris.

LOL that was good

a reply to: Quantum12
Thank you! I'll be here all night lol.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Me too we will get in trouble lol!

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: OpenEars123
It's impossible to put your elbows in your OpenEars. I bet you just tried it, didn't you?

I did try.

a reply to: [post=20671779]OpenEars123[/post

I named the horse "Primrose".


Annnnnnd Scene!

a reply to: Quantum12

I am changing clothes and you weren't supposed to be watching.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Bwahahahaha !

Love the new clothes !

a reply to: reldra
It didn't work out, did it? Inquiring minds want to know.

a reply to: CranialSponge

Thanks.

Who says you need to wait until Christmas? I've been called worse than that today alone.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: OpenEars123
It's impossible to put your elbows in your OpenEars. I bet you just tried it, didn't you?

Hwo di yuo get thnn oyt?

Sorrh abit thw typing glt my elvoes stuj un mu eaez.

a reply to: chr0naut

Hwo di yuo get thnn oyt? Sorrh abit thw typing glt my elvoes stuj un mu eaez.

My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!