The "Trump is Jesus" theory

Doesn't Trump actually use that spray on tan stuff? I could have sworn that his skin is not naturally that color.

a reply to: Barcs

No, his skin is not naturally orange.

I think this theory has great merit, Excellent OP.

Vote Jesus! Vote Trump! The candidate who is Jesus!

It's impossible for Trump to be Jesus.
Jesus is currently in New Jersey being housed at Greystone Park Psychiatric Hospital.

www.youtube.com...

Billy Bragg wrote a song about Trump

Jesus was tolerating...Trump is not...

I think both JESUS and the Anti-Jesus (anti-Christ?) are supposed to proclaim to the world who they are, upon their arrival. Trump is just a dude who loves his country and capitalism...nothing more, IMO.

But I'm getting a kick out of this thread! It's about time we have a light-hearted political take on a candidate.

you cant possibly truly speculate whether he is jesus

originally posted by: grizzly9
you cant possibly truly speculate whether he is jesus

Yeah, you can't speculate on that because we know he's NOT.

Last I checked, being a billionaire businessman that hires hookers isn't exactly the path to heaven, based on the bible at least. But then again, Jesus did seem to fall in love with prostitute so maybe there is a correlation.

It's funny how modern day conservatism directly conflicts with most of Jesus' teachings, though. If Trump is Jesus then he pulled a complete 180 because he was originally a liberal hippy.

a reply to: clevargenuis

Could it be that Trump is actually Jesus, reborn

NO.

Trump is the antithesis of everything for which Jesus stood.

Could "lets make America great again" be code for "lets establish the kingdom of heaven on earth"

People who believe that are nuts.

originally posted by: Barcs
Doesn't Trump actually use that spray on tan stuff? I could have sworn that his skin is not naturally that color.

That's the fiery light of god glowing from within...or something?

i know who the antichrist was... he owned a website called facebook