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The "Trump is Jesus" theory

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posted on Jun, 20 2016 @ 03:46 PM
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Doesn't Trump actually use that spray on tan stuff? I could have sworn that his skin is not naturally that color.
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posted on Jun, 20 2016 @ 04:14 PM
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No, his skin is not naturally orange.

I think this theory has great merit, Excellent OP.



posted on Jun, 20 2016 @ 04:26 PM
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Vote Jesus! Vote Trump! The candidate who is Jesus!



posted on Jun, 20 2016 @ 05:58 PM
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It's impossible for Trump to be Jesus.
Jesus is currently in New Jersey being housed at Greystone Park Psychiatric Hospital.



posted on Jun, 21 2016 @ 07:09 AM
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www.youtube.com...

Billy Bragg wrote a song about Trump



posted on Jun, 26 2016 @ 02:48 AM
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Jesus was tolerating...Trump is not...



posted on Jun, 26 2016 @ 02:57 AM
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I think both JESUS and the Anti-Jesus (anti-Christ?) are supposed to proclaim to the world who they are, upon their arrival. Trump is just a dude who loves his country and capitalism...nothing more, IMO.

But I'm getting a kick out of this thread! It's about time we have a light-hearted political take on a candidate.



posted on Jun, 1 2018 @ 03:11 AM
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you cant possibly truly speculate whether he is jesus



posted on Jun, 1 2018 @ 05:56 PM
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originally posted by: grizzly9
you cant possibly truly speculate whether he is jesus


Yeah, you can't speculate on that because we know he's NOT.

Last I checked, being a billionaire businessman that hires hookers isn't exactly the path to heaven, based on the bible at least. But then again, Jesus did seem to fall in love with prostitute so maybe there is a correlation.

It's funny how modern day conservatism directly conflicts with most of Jesus' teachings, though. If Trump is Jesus then he pulled a complete 180 because he was originally a liberal hippy.


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posted on Jun, 1 2018 @ 06:01 PM
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Could it be that Trump is actually Jesus, reborn




NO.

Trump is the antithesis of everything for which Jesus stood.


Could "lets make America great again" be code for "lets establish the kingdom of heaven on earth"


People who believe that are nuts.



posted on Jun, 1 2018 @ 06:11 PM
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originally posted by: Barcs
Doesn't Trump actually use that spray on tan stuff? I could have sworn that his skin is not naturally that color.


That's the fiery light of god glowing from within...or something?



posted on Jun, 5 2018 @ 12:01 AM
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i know who the antichrist was... he owned a website called facebook







 
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