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The "Trump is Jesus" theory

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posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:35 PM
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ok I found this info sonewhere that id like to share and get some feedback opinion on...

Could it be that Trump is actually Jesus, reborn, just like how John the baptist was Elijah reborn?

Could "lets make America great again" be code for "lets establish the kingdom of heaven on earth"

Could Trump's wealth be the modern world equivalent of Jesus' glory?

Could Trump sitting in his private jet, soaring through the clouds fulfill the prophecy of jesus returning in the clouds?

Also the bible says Jesus during his second coming will have WHITE hair, and BRONZE skin. It just so happens that Trumps most distinguishing features are his WHITE hair and tan that looks exactly like BRONZE.


What say the ats experts?



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posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:35 PM
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a reply to: clevargenuis

Ummmmm. no.



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:40 PM
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I like Trump, and I love Jesus. And Trump sir.... is NO Jesus.



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:40 PM
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a reply to: clevargenuis



No.

Not. Even. CLOSE.

Where'd you hear this?
edit on 28-4-2016 by Liquesence because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:47 PM
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I will read this thread 150 times, while drinking. If by the 150 time, I dont agree with it, I will drink some more.



I dont think he is the Anti-Christ either, just my 2 cents.



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:48 PM
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a reply to: Substracto

No, he's not either, but I think whoever came up with this theory is stretching way too hard. It's plain Jesus will not be reborn when he returns just for starters.



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:53 PM
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originally posted by: clevargenuis
ok I found this info sonewhere that id like to share and get some feedback opinion on...

Could it be that Trump is actually Jesus, reborn, just like how John the baptist was Elijah reborn?

Could "lets make America great again" be code for "lets establish the kingdom of heaven on earth"

Could Trump's wealth be the modern world equivalent of Jesus' glory?

Could Trump sitting in his private jet, soaring through the clouds fulfill the prophecy of jesus returning in the clouds?

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posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:53 PM
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Oh come on you guys... Maybe Hillary is the Virgin Mary too



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:53 PM
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a reply to: clevargenuis

Did you know at the center of every super massive black hole is Morgan Freeman's head spinning perpetually?

Trump Jesus, nothing surprises me anymore.



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:54 PM
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Oh my Lord.
Why would God ask him to be a property billionaire until he was 70?
He is not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy.



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:55 PM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem
Oh come on you guys... Maybe Hillary is the Virgin Mary too


More like Mary Magdelene, before she asked for forgiveness.



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:57 PM
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Yes.

100%

No doubt about it.



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:58 PM
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a reply to: clevargenuis


Since Jesus was virtually the antithesis of Yahweh, Trump succeeding Jesus actually makes sense.




posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 04:59 PM
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a reply to: visitedbythem

Does that mean that the FBI will end up being roman soldiers?



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 05:00 PM
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a reply to: clevargenuis

I also read that Obummer and putin will start ww3 in 2017

But trump as jesus lol. Its the new monty python show



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 05:03 PM
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Impossible. I am the reincarnation of Jesus. I came to this realization at a young age.
I'm not the only one, you could be too...

Not Trump though, he has too much personal wealth.



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 05:04 PM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem
Oh come on you guys... Maybe Hillary is the Virgin Mary too


Well it's pretty clear Bill hasn't touched her in a while ... if ever ...



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 05:06 PM
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a reply to: Abysha

Yahweh was actually Satan. I actually came to this conclusion from my own studies long before I found the following thread.

www.abovetopsecret.com...


Hence why I can't really take anything involving Jesus or religion in general very seriously. Especially Trump Jesus.
Though it is possible Jesus & trump were/are both aliens...



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 05:06 PM
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Well Mr. Cruz has a running mate and perhaps this will steal some of Mr. Trumps Chris†ian™ votes??

If Trump is Jesus The Chris† who is playi... Who is Judas? I'd think this time around 'They' (those pushing for Jesus to provide Slavation...uh.. Salvation) would erase that time's Lee Harvey..

I'd opine D.T. is more "Money Changer" but what do I know, don't let Me throw Y'all off..

A vote for Trump 2016 is a vote for Jesus. In this case Jesus is a shortstop from the Dominican that gets 'visitor status' to work at Trump's Hotel in Miami with all the other foreign help, in the off season.

Trump is Jesus would be the downfall of religion™ and the latest poll shows religion™ is already circling the drain.. I guess from here on out "Faith" will be FREE just like the original Jesus preached...



posted on Apr, 28 2016 @ 05:09 PM
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originally posted by: SmurfRider
a reply to: Abysha

Yahweh was actually Satan. I actually came to this conclusion from my own studies long before I found the following thread.

www.abovetopsecret.com...


Hence why I can't really take anything involving Jesus or religion in general very seriously. Especially Trump Jesus.
Though it is possible Jesus & trump were/are both aliens...


My calculations find your theory to be exactly 100% as believable as the theory Christians tell me.



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