It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

The Shed 5

page: 85
28
<< 82  83  84    86  87  88 >>

log in

join
share:

posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 10:41 PM
link   
a reply to: Quantum12


He's trying to trick you into getting us to meet up. He's still upset about the sword I took back that he stole from the family. It was my Father's and an ancient heirloom of great power. He would have brought much death and destruction. You see he joined up with the dark elves long ago. That's why we don't associate with him anymore.




posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 10:46 PM
link   
a reply to: Night Star

I asked him if he tried to trick me and he said no. I put him in a time machine and sent him forward in time to the year of truth 2096. After he spent two life times in the year 2096 he came back and told me the truth. The truth was he was dark and evil. The good elf of law sent him back to 1492 where Columbus left him on the island of evil. No one has heard a peep from him since.



posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 10:51 PM
link   
a reply to: Quantum12


Ahahahaha! That cracked me up!



posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 10:55 PM
link   
a reply to: SyxPak

Thanks Mike! Always try to do my best with them when I can and I don't disappoint.


By the way..........

My cable company is going to love me, insert sarcasm here, after I upload this next video. This one took a while, and I mean a while, to render.

This was the start........


The end and the finished product......



posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 11:01 PM
link   
a reply to: Night Star
Looking back in time Night Star had me worried. I called up the guards of time, I explained what had happened and told them I needed to time travel back to 1492 but one hour before the bad elf arrived. The gaurd explained the trick for me to arrive on time was to leave one hour before daylight savings time.

I arrived in 1492 one hour before the evil elf. I had a chat with Chris Columbus, he was really down to earth. He explained how flat the earth is. That is a story for another day.

I told ol Chris he needs to chain evil elf to the bottom of the boat and keep him busy. Chris agreed.

Now evil elf is gone even from our time line.

So none of the above took place!

edit on 4 30 2016 by Quantum12 because: (no reason given)

edit on 4 30 2016 by Quantum12 because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 11:03 PM
link   
a reply to: gimmefootball400

Wow, I hope you have unlimited internet lol.



posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 11:06 PM
link   
a reply to: Quantum12

LOL! Funny!

Hi Chooch!



posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 11:09 PM
link   
a reply to: Quantum12

My cable service provider has already sent me a "Thank You" note for it before!!

a reply to: Night Star

Hi Lorri!!!

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((big squishy hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

So what have I missed tonight if anything?



posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 11:16 PM
link   
a reply to: gimmefootball400

That's some hug! LOL HUGS back!


What did you miss? Pages and pages of stuff.



posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 11:21 PM
link   
a reply to: gimmefootball400

The thank you letter read "Dear Mr. Chooch. We just wanted to thank you for letting us know our system could handle your awesome downloads of 1 petabyte of data. Please feel free to continue using our service. Our new pricing is special for you. Free 1024 Gigabytes = 1 Terabyte. $2000.00 1,024 Terabytes = 1 Petabyte. $5000.00 1,024 Petabytes = 1 Exabyte
Thank you sir! LOL



posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 11:25 PM
link   
a reply to: Night Star



That's what I figured!!! LOL

a reply to: Quantum12

That sounds about right!!!
edit on 30-4-2016 by gimmefootball400 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 1 2016 @ 12:24 AM
link   
BOO! Pokes her head in and looks around. Shhhhh, I think the shed is sleeping.




posted on May, 1 2016 @ 12:25 AM
link   
a reply to: Night Star
Mother!!!! Hello!



posted on May, 1 2016 @ 12:38 AM
link   
a reply to: Tiamat384

Mommy went back to bed.



posted on May, 1 2016 @ 12:39 AM
link   
a reply to: Quantum12
Oh...she didn't give me a hug or tuck me in



posted on May, 1 2016 @ 12:42 AM
link   
a reply to: Tiamat384

You tried to wake her in peace, now go love mommy with a soft kiss. And say goodnight! Mommy will be bright in the morning.



posted on May, 1 2016 @ 12:45 AM
link   
a reply to: Quantum12
Oh fine...she better be around a lot tomorrow because I'm going to bug her!



posted on May, 1 2016 @ 01:07 AM
link   
Awwwww, Hello my Son and Quantum!

I was just checking in here one last time before going to bed. My poor cat is frantic wanting his Mommy right now.

HUGS!!!!!!!!

Sweet dreams! See you tomorrow!



posted on May, 1 2016 @ 01:26 AM
link   
a reply to: Night Star

I'm still here somewhat........ had to wait to edit my video on Youtube after it took an hour and a half to upload. Which that really isn't bad for a 1 Gigabyte video.


Here it is in all of its thirty minute glory..........



posted on May, 1 2016 @ 01:41 AM
link   
a reply to: gimmefootball400
I can imagine you doing this with your house.




top topics



 
28
<< 82  83  84    86  87  88 >>

log in

join