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posted on May, 16 2016 @ 10:28 AM
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Think about it some more.



Hi everyone!!!! (Waves)

I'm doing drive by posting.



Hi True. Nice to see you. Glad to hear business is up and running.

Do you by chance sell weed whackers?

I'm in need of an electric one.
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posted on May, 16 2016 @ 10:29 AM
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originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: jacygirl


No doubt one of my selves is just this moment ravishing some unfortunate lass. Not in this plane of reality however! Still, the me from some other plane of reality might also be a cad, so I suppose it balances out!


Or maybe you need to up your 'cadishness' a little bit?

I have recently stopped being so bend-over-backwards nice, have upped my "inner bitch" a little...and I'm kinda liking the end result.

Perhaps if you're a bit more of a cad, the ravishing will ensue?
jacy



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 10:30 AM
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a reply to: crappiekat

No I do not sell weed whackers. I have a big blade that I like to use for that. Sort of like a machete with an axe blade on the back of it. The larger blade has a slight curve to it, that allows it to be used in place of a sickle, so weeding is a doddle, as is removing all the zombie from ones backyard!



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 10:55 AM
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a reply to: TrueBrit

Sounds too dangerous.

I 'm not allowed to play with knives without adult supervision.



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 11:06 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Oh Jacy,
Don't you see,
That just would not be me,
I'm a gent,
I don't relent,
Before I even sin I repent,
They make me sad,
I'm a mortal enemy of the cad,
From hells heart at the damned vermin I stab,
It's my intention,
To shirk social convention,
By keeping focus saving all my attention,
Without changing who I am,
How I roll when I take her hand,
Or how I act when things do not go as planned,
And if she learns to love a cad,
What then when it turns out I'm a good lad,
I can just see it all turning out unabashedly bad!

I am not good at facade.



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 11:13 AM
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That is so funny you say that. I used to the nice one. I would let people step on me and just go on.

Not anymore. I tear through like a wreaking ball. I seem to be MUCH more productive.

People at work are still trying to learn the "New Jess" but it seems to be working. Or they are waiting for a chance to fire me...one or the other. LOL

Last week I told my director to shut up. You actually heard the intake of breath from my office mate.
BUT he admitted he was talking over me and muddying the waters and apologized. LMAO

Oh well I am beginning to think that "bitch" works well on me. LOL



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 11:15 AM
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a reply to: Krypto1

Sorry for the late reply.


Here is one of my favorite Grit recipes.

allrecipes.com...



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 11:22 AM
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a reply to: crappiekat

Well, the blade on mine is only about a foot long.

I am the only member of my family that does not own a sword...I think my family know me too well!



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 11:33 AM
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a reply to: Martin75
Hello, I hope The day is great for everyone.

TrueBrit, nice poem.

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posted on May, 16 2016 @ 11:35 AM
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a reply to: crappiekat

Kitty kat I have a weed wacker but it's gas. You can have it. Not used in 5 years, I will check to see if it works later.



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 11:51 AM
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a reply to: Quantum12

I want an electric, because the gas ones are sometimes too hard to pull and start.

I'll take it if you come with it to start it.

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posted on May, 16 2016 @ 11:54 AM
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a reply to: TrueBrit


I can relate.
This would be me.





I like your poem.

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posted on May, 16 2016 @ 11:58 AM
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a reply to: crappiekat

My family are more worried about the safety of others, should I get a significantly sized blade. To be utterly frank, I would worry too, what with all the UKIP voters and BNP douchebags we see around here during election times. Ripe for the reaping.



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 12:04 PM
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a reply to: TrueBrit

AHhhhhhhhh.


Note to self: Stay away from True's neighborhood should you decide to run for office.

LOL!



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 12:11 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12
I hope you are having a good day! Today I am playing with backups.



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 12:13 PM
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a reply to: Martin75

Hi Martin. (waves)

Doesn't sound like much fun.

How's your weather been?

Woke up to snow yesterday morning, then in the afternoon I was mowing the lawn.

Weird.



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posted on May, 16 2016 @ 12:25 PM
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a reply to: crappiekat

That's just cruel. Lol. Cold here but no snow thank goodness! Our high today is in the 50s. But Saturday & Sunday nights got down in the 30s. Crazy weather.....oh and rain. I'm sooooo sick of rain!



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 12:28 PM
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I finally get here and get caught up and everyone left. Hmm. Oh well.

Here's one for Night, since everyone was posting music for her.

So, is it?



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 12:32 PM
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Camp Fire story!

www.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on May, 16 2016 @ 12:48 PM
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Nice one.

Hi Skid!!!



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