The Shed 5

I have to be real careful here ..please don't ask me to many questions about my past...

a reply to: Errollorre

Ok I will take that!

a reply to: Errollorre
That makes me think of riding lawn mowers. Maybe I'm thinking Cub Cadet. My grandpa had one of those. I learned to drive on it.

a reply to: Krypto1

Welcome tae the shed brother.
Gimme yer haun, an settle ye doon, tak a dram tae wur ain folk, gie few an' they're aw deid.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Or the John Deere Jr.

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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Howdy Chirp, so refreshing to see you.
The boys are obsessing about age at the moment, some one (me) and Timely inserted the term ShedElders, well of course you don't qualify, you would be a junior. All though if we are judged by wisdom you may qualify. Hmmmm


Q12 I am so sorry I keep forgetting to tell you how lovely those bark pictures are.

Gordi How did you know he was Scottish? Could you please tell me my lineage?

Yes Q12 and you are very good at it.

Hugs
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a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

William R McRae ..Sparrows PT., MD

Carpenter ..and sailor

a reply to: WalkInSilence

WIS, that is a beautiful photo!

a reply to: WalkInSilence

There is more to this life than meets the eye.
A Scot is more than where he hails from.

I could try - but I'm pretty drunk! LOL
What's your surname? Do you know the region that your Scottish relatives came from?

originally posted by: cody599
a reply to: jacygirl

Got a letter yesterday from my solicitor

There is an ancient (1538 ) law in England and Wales that parishioners in certain parts of our country are by law responsible for the upkeep of the church chancel WTF !!!!! Our new house falls into this category, last time it was enforced it cost the guy £250,000

So I thought the once in a lifetime payment of £27.69 for insurance against it a prudent move.

Gotta love England and it's crazy laws LOL

A few more after a little research

Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.

Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.


No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.


All land must be left to the eldest son.


Divorces are outlawed.


Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow

During his reign, Oliver Cromwell banned the eating of mince pies on Christmas day, as they were insufficiently Puritan.

Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.

You may not make out in public.

One may not “blemish the peace”.

A bed may not be hung out of a window.

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

A license is required to keep a lunatic.

It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.

Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.

With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.

Damaging the grass is illegal.

I'm screwed if they ever catch me

Cody

If I lived in UK, I would make a point of seeing how many of those laws I could break in 24 hours, that is just how I roll.

a reply to: 1984hasarrived

I think..

I'M WITH BOB!

a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

Gordi dear I thought you were psychic and could tell me my ancestry. As far as I know I am a mix between Attila the Hun and Harald Blue Tooth.
Mind the whiskey and have a dram for me.

It's Friday !!

Is there some kind of friday ritual here?

Hello everyone!

Welcome Krypto! Love the avatar! I am a Shed elder senior officer. That means I get discounts on stuff.

a reply to: Onesmartdog

Awesome pic!

originally posted by: WalkInSilence

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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Howdy Chirp, so refreshing to see you.
The boys are obsessing about age at the moment, some one (me) and Timely inserted the term ShedElders, well of course you don't qualify, you would be a junior. All though if we are judged by wisdom you may qualify. Hmmmm

If we're going by age I would be "The Shed Ancient One!"

Hello everyone. Gail and I will be reading.
it may take a while to get caught up.

a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

While we're being all Scottish... while it's far far farrrrr in my genealogy, I'm apparently descended from the MacFarlane clan .. which my grandmother was very very very excited about when she discovered it. When I knew her 20 odd years ago, she was into doing the family trees, history, etc, and she was very proud when that came to her attention.



(As a side note, I don't know if being descended from a MacFarlane is a good thing or a bad thing, haha! *hides*)

a reply to: WalkInSilence

The fact that you spelled Whisky with an "E" suggest to me that you are not Scottish.

Both Attila and Harald would qualify... but without your birth certificate...

What's a guy to do?? LOL

My Grandmother on my Father's side was a McMahan, Irish.

Quantum, yes I love Ozzy like you do. I even met the dude!