a reply to: jacygirl
Got a letter yesterday from my solicitor
There is an ancient (1538 ) law in England and Wales that parishioners in certain parts of our country are by law responsible for the upkeep of the
church chancel WTF !!!!! Our new house falls into this category, last time it was enforced it cost the guy £250,000
So I thought the once in a lifetime payment of £27.69 for insurance against it a prudent move.
Gotta love England and it's crazy laws LOL
A few more after a little research
Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.
Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.
No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.
All land must be left to the eldest son.
Divorces are outlawed.
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow
During his reign, Oliver Cromwell banned the eating of mince pies on Christmas day, as they were insufficiently Puritan.
Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
You may not make out in public.
One may not “blemish the peace”.
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
A license is required to keep a lunatic.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
Damaging the grass is illegal.
I'm screwed if they ever catch me