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posted on May, 7 2016 @ 11:53 PM
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But I'm still burning down the house.





posted on May, 7 2016 @ 11:53 PM
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a reply to: kaelci
That's the stuff with the oats and whisky, right? It sounded potent.



posted on May, 7 2016 @ 11:54 PM
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a reply to: kaelci

Let us know what it tastes like.



posted on May, 7 2016 @ 11:55 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

That's the one!
Looking forward to it


And I certainly will miss elfie
I'm sure it will be lovely.



posted on May, 7 2016 @ 11:56 PM
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a reply to: Onesmartdog

Nice song, you can't help burning down the house



posted on May, 7 2016 @ 11:59 PM
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a reply to: kaelci
*in a slurred voice* Are you trying to tell me it's too early to have a drink? Because I'll let you know I am not an alcoholic and I drank the blood of Christ. Filled me up with some Jesus.



Sorry. Terrible attempt at humor



posted on May, 7 2016 @ 11:59 PM
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a reply to: kaelci
What did you do with the oats? He said to siphon off the liquid, didn't he?



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:01 AM
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a reply to: Tiamat384

Don't be sorry! I giggled!

(Because of your words, aaaand, because Synchronicity has struck again)

Seriously, I was talking to my partner yesterday about my father's funeral and how I was supposed to drink the blood of Christ during the service, and the chalice was put to my lips, but, I only pretended to drink.



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:01 AM
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a reply to: kaelci

Oh I had a word for your writing.
Trollagory: A story with a moral using a troll as a major character ( Allegory)



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:02 AM
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Why did you only pretend to drink?

Sorry about your father. I'd say more, but I'd sound like a broken record player and am somewhat at a loss of emotion at the moment.



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:02 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Yep, separate the oats (and other assorted debris LOL) from the liquid! Apparently I could make flapjacks out of the oats... but.... ahhhh... I chose to just get rid of the oats, haha. *shifty eyes*



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:04 AM
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a reply to: kaelci

Did your son make you a special something for mommies day?



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:05 AM
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a reply to: Tiamat384

Eh, don't be sorry. It was 20 odd years ago. I was 11 and quite simply I didn't care for the religious situation I was thrust into (my grandmother being a Catholic of rather psychotic qualities) I'm not sure "why" exactly I didn't drink it, I just knew that I didn't want to, haha.



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:06 AM
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a reply to: kaelci
A minor not wanting to drink? How odd. Though I suppose at that age I wouldn't want to either.



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:10 AM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Yep, at daycare
it was a little money box, painted with little sheepies glued to it and it has wrriten Happy Mother's Day! on one of the sides... I'm not really into these hallmark days personally, but I do cherish the crafts he brings home.



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:12 AM
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a reply to: kaelci
By eating them? Sounds good. Cooking them would burn out the alcohol.



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:12 AM
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a reply to: kaelci

Have a great night, I am going to a book reading in Venice!



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:16 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Hahaha!! Maybe in my younger days... perhaps even in my older days to come... butttt not today! *looks at the two-year-old*

Too responsible for my own good apparently, I can imagine how those oats of mass infusion would be good for the soul.



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:18 AM
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a reply to: kaelci
Probably a good idea lol.

When I was younger, maybe 17 or so, my friends and I made Jack Daniels pancakes. It was horrible.



posted on May, 8 2016 @ 12:22 AM
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I know it was suppose to bring me closer to Jesus. But... even though I had never eaten cardboard... I couldn't help but notice that that is exactly what it tasted like. Cardboard.
While everyone was clapping and smiling and snapping pics... I was literally perplexed about Jesus wanting me to eat cardboard. I asked myself... why does Jesus taste like cardboard.




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