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We Must Form An Army Against Chuck Norris

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posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 01:24 AM
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Too much power in the hands of one man.
He must be kept in check.
I vote Dick Dale as the first recruit.
Bring them on, one at a time.
Badasses need not apply.




posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 01:37 AM
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This guy is part of this crack team. He beats ass for Allah. And he is really good at it.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 01:40 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

There were once 2 planets with life in this solar system, then Mars attacked Chuck Norris.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 01:44 AM
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originally posted by: Vector99
a reply to: skunkape23

There were once 2 planets with life in this solar system, then Mars attacked Chuck Norris.

This is precisely why he must be put in check.
No one man can do it.
It will take a team of all of the biggest badasses who have ever lived.
We have a time machine. We can make this happen.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 01:50 AM
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Ol' Iron Balls ain't skeered.
He said he'd work for free.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 01:58 AM
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Prince Naseem Sucks. I started to follow him in the 90's. He lost a fight and gave up. He's a chump.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 02:04 AM
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originally posted by: 1MrMarc
Prince Naseem Sucks. I started to follow him in the 90's. He lost a fight and gave up. He's a chump.
9/11 happened and he got the hell out of Dodge City.
Guarantee he's still a badass.
We're dealing with the Chuck here.
Keep your eye on the goal.
It's going to take a legion.

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posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 02:44 AM
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Did you know that Oklahoma is from Chuck Norris?

If that's not reason enough to take the dude down, I don't know what is.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 03:42 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
Ol' Iron Balls ain't skeered.
He said he'd work for free.


WTF? why...




posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 04:15 AM
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This is silly.

Everyone knows that Jackie Chan can kick Chicks butt.

I've seen this guy's movies. He would make Chick Van Dam look like a bowl of two minute noodles. Check out Around the World in 80 days for proof!




posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 05:07 AM
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originally posted by: Poggie
This is silly.

Everyone knows that Jackie Chan can kick Chicks butt.

I've seen this guy's movies. He would make Chick Van Dam look like a bowl of two minute noodles. Check out Around the World in 80 days for proof!



That meme is Bruce Lee BTW!



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 06:12 AM
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a reply to: Sargeras
Too funny
And his first post ever..hmmm Poggie a Chuckie Troll?
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posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 07:01 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

I have ears all over. Meet me at the bike racks.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 07:06 AM
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Chuck Norris died yesterday..but he's fine now

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posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 07:07 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Chuck Norris is the only person who can punch you in the back of the face.

I suggest we send Black Dynamite.

~Tenth



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 07:34 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

I second a vote for Dick Dale.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 07:44 AM
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originally posted by: Sargeras

originally posted by: Poggie
This is silly.

Everyone knows that Jackie Chan can kick Chicks butt.

I've seen this guy's movies. He would make Chick Van Dam look like a bowl of two minute noodles. Check out Around the World in 80 days for proof!



That meme is Bruce Lee BTW!


Get outta here !!!!

Glad someone is on the ball !!!

edit on 26-4-2016 by RobDaSlob because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 03:37 PM
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a reply to: tothetenthpower

I second that. Only black dynamite can take down chuck norris. Did you see what he did to tricky dicky, the man and the fiendish dr woo. Never felt so bad for one individual as I did for dr. woo and the gang from kung fu island.

www.youtube.com...



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 05:20 PM
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You know why Willie Nelson has that hole in his guitar?
Only guy to ever block a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick! Willie will lead the band and bring the after party supplies!



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 05:58 PM
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