Female Ted Cruz Lookalike Agrees To Do Porn For $10,000

originally posted by: stosh64
Why am I NOT shocked the Huffingtonpost would run this crap?

I know isn't it interesting how the left seems obsessed with either sexually or physically degrading people on the right they disagree with?

First there was Palin, and now they're starting it with Cruz.

It's almost like they spend so much time hating these people they get aroused by them.

originally posted by: windword
A woman who first appeared on the Maury Povitch show to prove her fiance is the father of her child, after he accused her of cheating, became an immediate internet sensation because she looks so much like Ted Cruz.

By Monday night, she was a viral sensation after viewers of the Maury Povich show decided she was the female doppelganger of Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz.

She sure does look a lot like Ted Cruz, which is driving internet imaginations to spin out of control. Enter Rule 34!

Rule 34—"If it exists, there is porn of it – no exceptions"

Who knows, perhaps they are bother and sister without knowing it. Perhaps they could have a partinity test.
LOL!

Being an internet meme doesn’t pay the bills, though, so the “female Ted Cruz” is hoping to capitalize on her newfound internet stardom by filming a porn scene. XHamster.com, a popular porn website, has offered to pay Hayes and her fiance $10,000 for a 6-minute sex tape.

“We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme,” XHamster spokesman Mike Kulich told The Huffington Post. “I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.”

This is sooo exciting, except for those poor folk in North Carolina, where XHamster has banned them from accessing their site!

Read more here: www.huffingtonpost.com...

I don't really have much to say about this, other than I find this story ironically hilarious, and par for the course in this cray-cray election season. I just wanted to share some laughs!

originally posted by: Azureblue
originally posted by: windword

Who knows, perhaps they are bother and sister without knowing it. Perhaps they could have a partinity test.
LOL!

"Someone's got some 'splainin to do!........ LUCY!"

a reply to: ketsuko

I know isn't it interesting how the left seems obsessed with either sexually or physically degrading people on the right they disagree with?

Don't be such a blatant hypocrite, Ketsuko!

Do I need to post some of the pictures, memes and ridiculous rumors and accusations hurled at Obama and HRC by the right, in the media and here on ATS?

BTW, you can Google just about any political figure or presidential candidate and find satirical PORN.

a reply to: ketsuko

Give me a break. I've heard a lot from the right about "Moochelle" or "Manchelle" Obama, implying she's just an ugly man in a dress. I've heard about Hillary's cankles and her fat body and her North Korea communist pantsuits. I've heard the right speculate on Hillary's sexual orientation. It ain't just the left.