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Female Ted Cruz Lookalike Agrees To Do Porn For $10,000

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posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:57 AM
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A woman who first appeared on the Maury Povitch show to prove her fiance is the father of her child, after he accused her of cheating, became an immediate internet sensation because she looks so much like Ted Cruz.




By Monday night, she was a viral sensation after viewers of the Maury Povich show decided she was the female doppelganger of Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz.


She sure does look a lot like Ted Cruz, which is driving internet imaginations to spin out of control. Enter Rule 34!

Rule 34—"If it exists, there is porn of it – no exceptions"


LOL!


Being an internet meme doesn’t pay the bills, though, so the “female Ted Cruz” is hoping to capitalize on her newfound internet stardom by filming a porn scene. XHamster.com, a popular porn website, has offered to pay Hayes and her fiance $10,000 for a 6-minute sex tape.

“We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme,” XHamster spokesman Mike Kulich told The Huffington Post. “I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.”


This is sooo exciting, except for those poor folk in North Carolina, where XHamster has banned them from accessing their site!



Read more here: www.huffingtonpost.com...

I don't really have much to say about this, other than I find this story ironically hilarious, and par for the course in this cray-cray election season. I just wanted to share some laughs!




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posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:05 AM
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a reply to: windword

I'm going to go and take a bath in bleach after rea ding that. Thanks for sharing.....



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:07 AM
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a reply to: windword

$10k?!? They could've easily gotten 6 figures. But those Maury guests aren't exactly the ones with 140+ IQs. Doh!



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:10 AM
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This...
Is awesome.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:11 AM
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Why am I NOT shocked the Huffingtonpost would run this crap?



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:13 AM
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I am so glad I don't live in Utah, they don't know what they will be missing!



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:15 AM
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a reply to: Baldryck
Imagine if they found a Hillary look alike, putting them two together bwahahaha.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:18 AM
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Why would I want to watch a woman who looks like an ugly dude have sex with another dude?



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:19 AM
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a reply to: Brotherman

I don't imagine it would too hard to find a Donald Trump look alike for some cinematic fun! Who wouldn't love to see the two of them "going at it"?


“America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat”
Sen Ted Cruz




Less talk and more action!




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posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:28 AM
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originally posted by: Brotherman
a reply to: Baldryck
Imagine if they found a Hillary look alike, putting them two together bwahahaha.



You know, I am kind of bent enough to sit down and watch that. Train wrecks are fun.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:30 AM
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a reply to: Baldryck
LOL they would implement "Vote Trump" rubbers



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 12:02 PM
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originally posted by: Brotherman
a reply to: Baldryck
LOL they would implement "Vote Trump" rubbers



LOL! Rule 34!




posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 12:12 PM
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a reply to: windword
I hope those are in all the bathrooms in his casinos and hotels



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 02:03 PM
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Ya, I'm with Augustus on this one. They're basically just making a sex tape of two uggos.

When I read the thread title, I assumed she was going to actually cut her hair, dress up, & talk like Ted Cruz while having sex with men. Now that's a porn parody I would watch.
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posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 02:40 PM
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Do not want.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 04:10 PM
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a reply to: windword

Finally some birth control that will work!! I didn't know Cruz and those who look like Him are a part of the population control angle of the NWO.. who woulda thunk?



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 05:20 PM
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EEEEEWWWWWWWW (to infinity)

It's amazing how repulsive certain aspects of human reproduction can be... especially when attached to modern GOP personas.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 05:45 PM
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I guess they couldn't think of any better use for $10,000 USD.
Awesome. Good to know they can afford to do that. How heartwarming



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 05:48 PM
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a reply to: windword

Aaaaand we have a cure for Viagra.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 06:36 PM
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That's pretty damn sad. Clearly she was sucked into the talk show to try to make money-the Jerry Springer-like shows lure in low income stereotypical people of certain demographics for ratings as well- so it's not far off to think she would want to do this. However, she will be used in more ways than one.

While not becoming a reality star that she may think she will become as other celebs have done to boost fame. This girl will rather be ridiculed/ used as a curiosity piece-similar Brigette and her little people friends and how Chyna(RIP) was put on the stop with her tapes- to no end during her 15 mins of fame and after.



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