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Did I just find the best movie ever? Fist of Jesus.

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posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 01:55 AM
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Jesus kills Zombies with somewhat large Mackerels.

And a swordfish.


WARNING: GRAPHIC ZOMBIE ON ZOMBIE VIOLENCE





www.fistofjesus.com...

I need to find this online haha.
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posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 01:59 AM
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Its a game too???????
store.steampowered.com...



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 02:17 AM
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That's got to be the best bad movie I've ever seen. The cowboy zombies! I even saw two things that reminded me of Monty Python sketches: The black knight and the fish slapping dance.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 02:21 AM
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And so it is written... Jesus did slap them around a bit with a large trout.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 02:25 AM
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That was hilarious and probably a more accurate interpretation of what really might occur if you "raise the dead".



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 02:47 AM
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Reminds me of when MTV made a parody video about Terminator meeting Jesus:




posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 04:02 AM
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The lack of information regarding: Adrián Cardona, David Muñoz, worries me.

Any bio on these guys?



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 04:12 AM
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It has the "Oscar" material in it ya. Truly deserve the academic award, starting from best producer, director, choreography, from every aspect, you know. I just couldn't stop but cry
, literally. Let's hear it for Fist of Jesus.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 04:24 AM
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Best documentary ever!!!



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 04:40 AM
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That's how it really went down.
It's in the Bible.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 05:20 AM
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Jesus spoke SPANISH? ...funnier than words can describe

ETA...Swordfish of Jesus..is the (should be) correct title


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posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 06:43 AM
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That was awesome


I LMAO when Jesus resurrected Judas while hanging from the noose

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posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:13 AM
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I BELIEVE!



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:26 AM
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Only a twisted person like yourself could post something like this.

That was sacrilegious comedy gold.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:46 AM
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Very cool....and likely as close to reality as the other stuff.
Cheers



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 12:56 PM
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Worst movie ever.

First off, It is in Spanish. At least they tried to mimic the Bible language. Like the same language those people speak on the Bible.

It simply looks like they're making fun of themselves (which is the Spaniards) rather than Jesus and the Story of the Bible.

I don't know how you guys find this Movie funny?

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posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 01:42 PM
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Omg the final line had me cracking up lol

"At least we sent a great number of souls to the kingdom of heaven."

I also couldn't stop laughing when Jesus pushed the old woman into the zombie to save himself.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 02:05 PM
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Slapstick sacrilegious Jesus-comedy?

I feel like I've been to church.

Thanks Lysergic!

Best Sunday entertainment ever. And yes: you've found the best movie ever. The fish thing is priceless.




posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:36 PM
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sacrilegio!

Will Forte if they ever do an American remake. Not that they should, but I got a serious Macgruber vibe from this.



posted on Apr, 30 2016 @ 01:16 AM
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He! Gives a new meaning to that whole Rapture thing Christians and people all over the world are looking forward to.

More like the zombie apocalypse, what with the whole dead coming back to live thing described in the bible, it would be more straight out of a walking dead episode, or World War Z, or any other zombie movie.

I suppose there really is nothing new under the sun, not even a zombie apocalypse would not be considered new.

But fighting with fish? Now that is just bad manners, in those days the spoof is supposed to depict it would be frowned upon greatly, and in those days frowning upon anything was a serious matter, there whole way of life and lifes depended upon frowning and being frowned upon. Lets just say to them Jewish people, of them era, it would not be kosher at all, nope not at all, to play with your food like that.

Besides fish make terrible weapons against anything, most especially against zombies, believe me I know. This documentary just may be a bit inaccurate in its source material.




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