Was Jesus a product of an alien abduction?

I'm not religious in any way. I'm not even sure Jesus ever existed.
But the immaculate conception sounds like the alien abduction of early fetuses that are a result of alien-human manipulations by aliens that exist in the shadows in recent decades.

But these aliens are not on the side of good in my opinion, and how could we see the Jesus intervention as anything other than good when he preached love for all in a time of power is everything?

Well just look how things turned out. Look at how Christianity has exercised its power down through the ages. Love is not the word I would think best describes its influence.

a reply to: droid56

Yes, aliens interfering in our early history is ludicrous. Or it is actually true. I pick number 2.

a reply to: droid56 When one truly opens their heart to Christ, love abounds.
Now with that said, I know somebody that puts a little alien being toy next to a scene of the resurrection of Christ during Easter time. They believe that God's chosen beings(angels?)get around in spacecrafts and that is how Jesus went into heaven after he died and was buried. Is this what you mean in the title?
Perhaps some aliens are bad and some are good?
Maybe it wasn't an abduction, but a means of transportation?...
I do believe otherwise to this whole way of thinking, personally.
Apparently some folks believe not all aliens are bad and they are actually heavenly beings.

a reply to: droid56
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

There is no reason to post any further when the jesus types appear. goodnight.

a reply to: droid56 Good idea, every time I see an ''Alien type'', I'll stop posting too.

fallen angels were aliens, Yeshua was not.He was here when he created Earth

originally posted by: droid56
There is no reason to post any further when the jesus types appear. goodnight.

Well, what did you think would happen when you started another anti-Christian thread? You can't start hate threads and then feign outrage when people are upset with you.

a reply to: droid56

Jesus was not the product of an alien abduction nor was he the product of a virgin birth. I'f he truly existed it was because Joseph inserted tab A into Mary's skot B. Then nine months goes by and he is born. 34 years later he is killed. He did not come back to life and resurrect he died like all men do. Then people lied about him in a book to make it seem like we need to listen to their "god"

Let the facts be facts;

Jesus was a zombie.






























How it all went down

"Was Jesus a product of an alien abduction?"

Let me make a call to Jesus

I'm thinking Mary was a little on the loose side and Joseph was a little impotent and naive.
"No honey, it wasn't Sancho next door. God turned into a bird and knocked me up."

a reply to: droid56

I guess it's as likely as him being resurrected from the dead so yeah why not.

a reply to: Skid Mark

So he was a time traveler

a reply to: droid56

Well I'd say that is totally possible. Why not? Right? I'm thinkin the Guy was an alien anyway. Who else here on this planet can turn Water into wine, with a blink of an eye? I mean, C'mon. Really?!

originally posted by: SyxPak
Who else here on this planet can turn Water into wine, with a blink of an eye? I mean, C'mon. Really?!

My new best friend?!

a reply to: Skid Mark

LMFAO Skid!! Dam Dude!! ROFLMFAO!!!

(Thanx for the grins!!)

a reply to: TNMockingbird

LOL Bird!! Yes we are Besties!! LOL!!