There are other stories like this. Here is my version!
I was in line at the grocery store the other day, I noticed that a smoking hot blonde behind me has just raised her hand and is giving me
a big hello.
I was surprised that such a beautiful girl was waving to me, her face looked vaguely familiar to me. I could not place where I might know her from, so
I said in a red voice hey do I know you?
She replies to me "I might be wrong but you could be the father of one of my children"!
WTF as my mind shoots back to the one and only time I had been unfaithful. Hell yes I said, we met at the Santa Monica pier a few years ago, I took
you to The Lobster restaurant! We decided to get a room at the Swanky Viceroy hotel off Ocean Blvd. the crazy things we did that night. How could I
forget you. Do you want to get together again?
OMGEE!!! I am your wife's best friend, I just got my hair dyed blond!!
BUSTED, it's never good to cheat.
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I lived with two roommates, the one had two girlfriends that didn't know about each other until one day one called and the other room mate said, oh,
he's out with whatsername…
a reply to: Quantum12
Naw, stone cold foxes both, though. Kind of party girls as well. Avoided them back then, lucky me, its that era and age group that were spreading aids
like wildfire thorough unprotected sex.