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posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 09:48 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay, this bar really needs a webcam!

hehe

*grabs handful of peanuts and gets comfy*





posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 09:53 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Since Jacy likes sweet drinks and you stopped by I have a recipe that will satisfy you both.

The Dirty Bird:

    1 Ounce Vodka
    1 Ounce coffee liqueur
    4 Ounces heavy cream

    Fill a rocks glass with ice. Add ingredients and cover with a mixing tin. Shake briefly to incorporate. Serve to naughty guests and activate webcam.





edit on 24-4-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 09:56 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yup, I would drink that! I'm in.

(Is the Dirty Bird like a Black Russian?) If Night Star finds this thread she will likely want a Dirty Bird too, hehe...

jacy



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 09:56 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

YUM!!!!




posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 09:57 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Yup, I would drink that! I'm in.

(Is the Dirty Bird like a Black Russian?)


More like a White Russian meets a Black Russian and they have a bi-racial child.


If Night Star finds this thread she will likely want a Dirty Bird too, hehe...

jacy



Send her. I am an equal opportunity enabler.




edit on 24-4-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:00 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I dunno.

Three women...three Dirty Birds...one Augustus...

That's either a recipe for disaster, or inspiration for a really good limerick!

jacy



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:01 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Three women...three Dirty Birds...


Redundant.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:09 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Three women...three Dirty Birds...


Redundant.


There once was a girl who's redundant
And a boy who made drinks so abundant
with fruit and some spice
that he poured over ice
No one knew he was really incumbent

Don't mind me. Suddenly it became a challenge.
jacy



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:12 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Jacy and Bird wanted a cocktail
I knew at this task I would not fail
I mixed them up quick
It was quite a trick
And then we played naked Twister


I know it all doesn't rhyme but that is pretty much how it would end up.



edit on 24-4-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:15 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Ahh...hahahaha....I'm flopping around laughing...like a guppy...

Too bad we can't start a limericks thread, we'd get banned for sure.
jacy



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:17 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Ahh...hahahaha....I'm flopping around laughing...like a guppy...

Too bad we can't start a limericks thread, we'd get banned for sure.
jacy




I would last about 5 minutes if there were a thread like that.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:18 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
I would last about 5 minutes if there were a thread like that.


That long?!



Impressive!



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:21 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

That's probably the amount of time he'd last at naked Twister too.




posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:24 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Closer to three seconds.

But it would be the best three seconds of both of your lives.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:26 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A kind man AugustusMasonicus mixed me a big drink.
Without a blink i slammed his pink drink.
I ended up doing a lip sync in a ice rink with my pink drink.
Then I woke up in the precinct without my sea pink drink.
So in came back with a hoodwink!

edit on 4 24 2016 by Quantum12 because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 10:28 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

Closer to three seconds.

But it would be the best three seconds of both of your lives.



Well I guess I won't bother searching for the right mood music, lol.
Maybe I can just cue Queen's "We Are the Champions".
Should be entertaining when the paramedics arrive.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:02 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Should be entertaining when the paramedics arrive.


Wow, I mean I know I'm good but if you really think you are going to pass out from ecstasy maybe I should have them waiting there.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:06 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Should be entertaining when the paramedics arrive.


Wow, I mean I know I'm good but if you really think you are going to pass out from ecstasy maybe I should have them waiting there.


Rofl...actually I was referring to my back injury and the 'Twister' part...but hey...safety first, right?




posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:13 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
...safety first, right?


Safety is not even in my top 10 list.



posted on Apr, 24 2016 @ 11:18 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Should be entertaining when the paramedics arrive.


Wow, I mean I know I'm good but if you really think you are going to pass out from ecstasy maybe I should have them waiting there.


Wait. You don't mean THE ecstasy do you?
This isn't like the time you slipped me that roofie Margarita?

Whatsh wrong with shafety? (oh here we go again)




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