Cocktails

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You should have been a butcher.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Lol, agreed.👍

originally posted by: Skid Mark
You should have been a butcher.

When I had my restaurants I had to break down sides of beef, debone fowl and do the usual prep activities revolving around processing meat.

I gotz mad knife skillz.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I bet you had the best cocktails at your restaurants! Great food too!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You must have loved that lol.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
You must have loved that lol.

Just a part of the gig. It becomes very mechanical to be honest.

Plus they were already dead. You would be soooooo much more interesting with your, 'Ow! It hurts!', funny comments and the like.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I can imagine it being more fun when they scream.

a reply to: Skid Mark

I make a very special cocktail with their tears.

Jeez, all I wanted was a quick frozen Margherita.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Don't they have those Outback Steakhouse places where you are? You can throw them all off when you order the drink and proper Aussie chow in the correct language.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Never gone in, never will.

a reply to: zazzafrazz
It's not authentic enough? Kind of like Mexicans who don't like Taco Bell?

a reply to: zazzafrazz

I don't blame you. Here's your drink:

originally posted by: Skid Mark

It's not authentic enough? Kind of like Mexicans who don't like Taco Bell?

She's not a fan of the décor. Too few deadly insects and reptiles scurrying about for her liking.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I get you. Not enough deadly beasties that remind her of home lol.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
I get you. Not enough deadly beasties that remind her of home lol.

Yup. Meals in Australia are never considered complete until a Drop Koala lands on your head and tears it off.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: zazzafrazz
It's not authentic enough? Kind of like Mexicans who don't like Taco Bell?

Outback steakhouse is authentic to is Obese American chain restaurants.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Not to mention a bit of danger is good for the appetite and digestion.

a reply to: zazzafrazz
I've never eaten there. I guess I'm not missing much.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
Not to mention a bit of danger is good for the appetite and digestion.

They're tough bastards, those Aussies. They usually just pick up their severed heads, pop open another of those oversize bears and pour it right into their neck hole.

The sun comes up, the dingo takes your baby and life goes on Down Under.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm still patiently waiting for my goblet of Pruno on ice...







... patiently






... waiting










It's okay.

Take your time, no rush.

It's not like I'm thirsty or anything.