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posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 06:55 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You should have been a butcher.




posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 06:56 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Lol, agreed.👍



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 06:58 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
You should have been a butcher.


When I had my restaurants I had to break down sides of beef, debone fowl and do the usual prep activities revolving around processing meat.

I gotz mad knife skillz.






edit on 24-7-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 06:59 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I bet you had the best cocktails at your restaurants! Great food too!



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 07:51 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You must have loved that lol.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:07 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
You must have loved that lol.


Just a part of the gig. It becomes very mechanical to be honest.

Plus they were already dead. You would be soooooo much more interesting with your, 'Ow! It hurts!', funny comments and the like.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:25 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I can imagine it being more fun when they scream.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:31 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

I make a very special cocktail with their tears.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:33 PM
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Jeez, all I wanted was a quick frozen Margherita.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:37 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Don't they have those Outback Steakhouse places where you are? You can throw them all off when you order the drink and proper Aussie chow in the correct language.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:37 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Never gone in, never will.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:39 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz
It's not authentic enough? Kind of like Mexicans who don't like Taco Bell?



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:39 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I don't blame you. Here's your drink:






posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:40 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark

It's not authentic enough? Kind of like Mexicans who don't like Taco Bell?


She's not a fan of the décor. Too few deadly insects and reptiles scurrying about for her liking.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:45 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I get you. Not enough deadly beasties that remind her of home lol.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:47 PM
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I get you. Not enough deadly beasties that remind her of home lol.


Yup. Meals in Australia are never considered complete until a Drop Koala lands on your head and tears it off.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 09:52 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: zazzafrazz
It's not authentic enough? Kind of like Mexicans who don't like Taco Bell?


Outback steakhouse is authentic to is Obese American chain restaurants.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 10:04 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Not to mention a bit of danger is good for the appetite and digestion.

a reply to: zazzafrazz
I've never eaten there. I guess I'm not missing much.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 10:07 PM
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Not to mention a bit of danger is good for the appetite and digestion.


They're tough bastards, those Aussies. They usually just pick up their severed heads, pop open another of those oversize bears and pour it right into their neck hole.

The sun comes up, the dingo takes your baby and life goes on Down Under.



posted on Jul, 24 2016 @ 10:08 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm still patiently waiting for my goblet of Pruno on ice...







... patiently






... waiting










It's okay.

Take your time, no rush.

It's not like I'm thirsty or anything.




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