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posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:18 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
The creamsicle made me moonwalk with you around my garden, thankyou!


That is a hell of a garden. I am very envious of your green thumb. If tried to grown dandelions they would die.




edit on 21-5-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer becasue he left it in the ladies room




posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:20 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

My pleasure! I'm sorry if I stepped on your toes, I have two left feet...


Augie's hurling out compliments...be careful!
First come the nice words...then come the roofie Margaritas!

jacy



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:21 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

It's to tenderize us before marinating us then eating his dinner. Pfft I'm onto him and his dastardly ways.



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:22 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
First come the nice words...then come the roofie Margaritas!


Other way around princess.

'Here, drink this. My, don't you look beautiful and those pretty clothes must be sooooo uncomfortable. Has anyone ever told you how much prettier you look when you are sleeping?'



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:22 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

lol

I use to be a beach bunny socialite, now Im married and covered in garden soil and talk to worms lovingly. *shrugs everyone changes.



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:23 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Don't sell yourself short, you still got it goin' on.



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:23 PM
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I figured you would know.

He's talking about killing dandelions, passing out cocktails...it's all a trap.
If he breaks out the duct tape and tarps, I'm outta here.
jacy



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:24 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Only when I put on plaster of Paris as coverup and dead spiders as eye lashes.



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:25 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Oh, stop. False modesty.



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:25 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Todays cocktail party is in my garden, I checked his trunk for such things and confiscated them before I let him through the property front gates.
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posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:26 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

'Checked my trunk', hehe.



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:28 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

DAMN IT! walked right into that one!!!



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:30 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Only when I put on plaster of Paris as coverup and dead spiders as eye lashes.


Amen, sister!
Try going out in public without all that, and everyone tells me I look tired, lol.

I honestly pulled out the fake eyelashes yesterday. Dropped one in the toilet and the other got glued to my jeans.
*sigh*



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:33 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
I honestly pulled out the fake eyelashes yesterday. Dropped one in the toilet and the other got glued to my jeans.
*sigh*


How many of my thread recipes did you use prior to trying to put these on?



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:36 PM
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posted on May, 21 2016 @ 01:37 PM
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Lol!!!

Yes once I put them on very late at night in my car mirror in the old days when you switch to night reflection and it gave you like a double vision perspective, and I could have sworn my eyes told me they were on my Cheeks which is exactly where they ended up being stuck!!! I swear I was putting them on my eyes
My sister laughed and laughed at me.



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 02:51 PM
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ETA, I'll give back the Mason his lair.
It has struck me we need to make a girly girl thread, will do so tonight. Shoes, clothes, flowers, jewels. OOOh excited!



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
It has struck me we need to make a girly girl thread, will do so tonight. Shoes, clothes, flowers, jewels. OOOh excited!


I like shoes, clothes and my jewels.



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 04:22 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Are they family jewels?

You forgot hats. I remember you're a hat man.



posted on May, 21 2016 @ 04:24 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
Are they family jewels?


Well, they ain't the crown jewels.


You forgot hats. I remember you're a hat man.


We can talk about that too.



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