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20 Australian Nopes

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posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 09:11 AM
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Ok I came across this YAYCKS I hope the size of the pictures is still ok









































NOPE THANK YOU

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posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 09:18 AM
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Yah, what is it with the wildlife down under? You guys got the biggest crocodiles ("Salties"), the most lethal tiny little jelly fish, the Funnel Web spider, the Bull Dog Ant… stopping there, I'm feeling a little sick.
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posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 09:21 AM
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stopping there, I'm feeling a little sick.
LOLO
.... actually



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 09:31 AM
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That emu picture is glorious. Reminds me of a local incident where an ostrich escaped from a farm and was roaming around terrorizing neighborhood children. The animal control officer shows up on scene, with nothing more than his over inflated ego and sense of self importance and attempted to wrangle the beast into submission. Needless to say, the bird quite literally kicked the "stuffing" out of him.
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posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 09:35 AM
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originally posted by: FatherStacks
That emu picture is glorious. Reminds me of a local incident where an ostrich escaped from a farm and was roaming around terrorizing neighborhood children. The animal control officer shows up on scene, with nothing more than his over inflated ego and sense of self importance and attempted to wrangle the beast into submission. Needless to say, the bird quite literally kicked the "stuffing" out of him.

I believe it is a cassowary, not an emu.



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 09:38 AM
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a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

We aussies are made of tough stuff eh!



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 09:45 AM
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O. M. G.



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 09:45 AM
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a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

In the hide and seek one, pretty sure thats a monitor not a gator. But cool pics, good laugh.



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 09:47 AM
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originally posted by: sycomix
a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

In the hide and seek one, pretty sure thats a monitor not a gator. But cool pics, good laugh.


So wait, that thing crawling up the side of a house is.... what? Because I didn't know an alligator could/would scale a wall. So, it's a lizard?



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 10:11 AM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

You Aussies are the best Mates!



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 10:13 AM
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Reading the comments here is way more funnier

Aussies remind me of this joke



No Lisa they are just sleeping upside-down ... and inside out


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posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 10:16 AM
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a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

LOL, nice thread!



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 10:18 AM
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a reply to: FatherStacks

That is funny. I like the way you wrote what happened with the ostrich!



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 10:23 AM
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a reply to: Quantum12

I am sure you could dissect it

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posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 10:27 AM
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a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

For sure LOL, I like the girl avatar you made. My fav



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 10:37 AM
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originally posted by: FatherStacks
That emu picture is glorious. Reminds me of a local incident where an ostrich escaped from a farm and was roaming around terrorizing neighborhood children. The animal control officer shows up on scene, with nothing more than his over inflated ego and sense of self importance and attempted to wrangle the beast into submission. Needless to say, the bird quite literally kicked the "stuffing" out of him.







posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 10:44 AM
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a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

LOL you made me spill coffee



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 10:52 AM
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a reply to: FatherStacks

I look at cassowarys (and ostriches and emus to a slightly lesser extent) and think "how the hell did it take so long for people to realize these things are just feathery dinosaurs?"



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 12:32 PM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
I believe it is a cassowary, not an emu.


"Never be the smartest person in the room," as the saying goes. I most certainly never am, so thank you for correcting my ignorance.



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 02:24 PM
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originally posted by: FatherStacks

originally posted by: butcherguy
I believe it is a cassowary, not an emu.


"Never be the smartest person in the room," as the saying goes. I most certainly never am, so thank you for correcting my ignorance.

I wasn't certain, but I thought the big bony crest on the top of the head came with the cassowary, so I googled to make sure.... I had trouble spelling cassowary to begin with!



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