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So a conspiracy theorist gets to heaven

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posted on Apr, 12 2016 @ 03:11 PM
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So a conspiracy theorist gets to heaven and says "I'd like to speak with the big guy. The head honcho, God. "
No problem he's told God is always available.
So God comes over and says "yes my son?"
The conspiracy theorist wastes no time. I'd just like to know. JFK?
Holding up his hand God interrupts the man and says . "Lee Harvy Oswald did it. And he acted alone!"
The conspiracy theorist turns shaking his head. "Goodness" he says " this thing goes higher than I thought."




posted on Apr, 12 2016 @ 03:14 PM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
So a conspiracy theorist gets to heaven and says "I'd like to speak with the big guy. The head honcho, God. "
No problem he's told God is always available.
So God comes over and says "yes my son?"
The conspiracy theorist wastes no time. I'd just like to know. JFK?
Holding up his hand God interrupts the man and says . "Lee Harvy Oswald did it. And he acted alone!"
The conspiracy theorist turns shaking his head. "Goodness" he says " this thing goes higher than I thought."

Well, thanks for that! I guess we are all redundant now!



posted on Apr, 12 2016 @ 03:15 PM
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a reply to: smurfy

I saw it somewhere else today and thought it was hilarious.



posted on Apr, 12 2016 @ 03:15 PM
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a reply to: Sillyolme




posted on Apr, 12 2016 @ 03:37 PM
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a reply to: Sillyolme

Is "HeActedAlone" a pseudonym?



edit on 12/4/2016 by chr0naut because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 12 2016 @ 04:56 PM
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Thanks for the genuine laugh. Caught me off guard for sure.



posted on Apr, 12 2016 @ 06:17 PM
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a reply to: chr0naut

Lol.



posted on Apr, 12 2016 @ 06:26 PM
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a reply to: Sillyolme

LOL your funny and I just spit my drink all over my shirt. Thanks for the laugh and the mess!!



posted on Apr, 13 2016 @ 05:54 AM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Sorry. Send me the cleaning bill. I read it somewhere. I kind of ad libed the whole thing but I got the punchline right. (This time)



posted on Apr, 14 2016 @ 09:00 AM
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Loved it! Thanks for the laugh.

I can just imagine how many questions we will all have when we go to heaven. I hope we get to find out...everything!
edit on 14-4-2016 by mmirror because: Added a bit.



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