DOWNTOWN SEATTLE WASHINGTON
SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE
The Major walked into the briefing room and without any preamble started the briefing.
"Good morning gentlemen, lets get started. The slides you will now see are representations from our team of psychics. They have been
cross-checked and verified by multiple sources. Let's take a look at slide one."
"This is a view of the rainforests in the Amazon Basin. They have been ravaged. there is several feet of ash on the ground and nothing but dead
vegetation. There is no human life on the planet. This reading was interpreted from the Communist presidential candidate Boris Gromweld."
"Our next slide is from a reading from the Snowflake Party candidate, Betty Crampington."
"As you can see, the Angel of Death figures prominently in these visions. Again, no human life is detected on any continent of the planet."
"Our third slide is from a reading of the Greed Party candidate, Hubert Boastly."
"The interpretation of this candidate was of financial ruin and ultimately, global Armageddon. There was no human life detected on the planet."
"The final slide is an interpretation from the Foreign Country candidate, Gomer Gelato."
"The interpretation here was walls of the dead and dying. Massive suffering and finally total death across the entire planet."
The major paused for a minute, then looked at the assembled men in the briefing room.
"Your tasks as US Army trained snipers is clear. You know your jobs, you have your targets.
Get to work."
the Major left the briefing room the same way he came in.