posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 05:03 PM
Oh, and they really DO have hot mustard sauce for your mcnuggets. You just have to learn how to reply properly when they ask what kind of sauce you
Me - "I'd like hot mustard sauce, please"
Them - "BBQ?"
Me - "No, hot mustard"
Them - "Ah okay...BBQ"
Me - "No NO, hot mustard sauce...not that one!"
Them - "Ah! sweet sour sauce!"
Me - "NOoooooooo...hot...must-ard...sauce!!
Them - "Honey mustard sauce?"
Me - "NO! HOT MUSTARD SAUCE!!!!"
Them - "Ah! BBQ!....uhhh, oh, you want Soy sauce, okay, I get"
Me - WHAT??? You don't even HAVE Soy sauce!!! What the hell are you talking about??? I want HOT MUSTARD SAUCE!!! It's the one in that bin right
there under your left hand!"
Them - "This one?" (holding up BBQ sauce)
Me - "No, the next one over!"
Them - "Ahhhh! Sweet sour sauce, right?" (holding up BBQ sauce again)
Me - "Next person who offers me BBQ sauce is going to cause a HOMICIDE!!! HOT MUSTARD SAUCE, DAMMIT!!!"
Them - "You wan BBQ sauce???"
Me - IIIIIEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! (sigh)...yes, BBQ sauce."
Them - "Okay, we no understand you. We give you hot mustard sauce, okay? You go now."