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Dear Crappy Europe: I’m Glad You Hate America…

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posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:02 AM
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I believe that most Americans are very insecure.

To know that their nation did not evolve naturally like most countries do, but in fact had to be " implanted " from the outside by others.

It is akin to being a surrogate child.




posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:23 AM
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a reply to: Metallicus

And I don't give two #s about you backwards yanks still living in the 1700's

I love the fact I have access to healthcare whatever my circumstances and I can visit public areas safely without the fear of being gunned down by some pissed off beta male.

I love the fact police can't just summarly execute me for something trival.

I love the fact there is separation of church and state and that nut jobs like Cruz would never get to be a MP let alone prime minister.
I love the fact our politics doesn't go from one extreme to the other (UK remember not Europe thats bat # insane).

I love my 28 days holiday a year and employment laws that ensure I can't be busted to poverty just because my boss is a arse hole.

I love the fact the houses many live in is older than your puny country


So those reasons I think the UK is better than the USA

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posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:39 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Americans invented toilet paper.

*drops mic*

Yeah, I went there.


But the UK invented the toliet

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posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:41 AM
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It's true you have a lot of freedom in the US.

Except the freedom to keep your dick intact from jewish/muslim ritual mutilation...



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:41 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Americans invented toilet paper.

*drops mic*

Yeah, I went there.


But the UK invented the toliet


hahahahahaha

Teamwork!



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:43 AM
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a reply to: Metallicus

No, we dont hate you, we just think you are from uhm.. A different world that doesnt exist..



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:45 AM
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originally posted by: MystikMushroom
a reply to: intrepid

Yeah Americans hate it when forigeners make observations about America...

But Americans LOVE to offer advice and interject into other countries affairs!


By "advice" you mean bombs



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:47 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Americans invented toilet paper.

*drops mic*

Yeah, I went there.


But the UK invented the toliet


No, the Romans did alongside public sewer system. But of course anglo-saxons invented everything



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:48 AM
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a reply to: woodwardjnr

Rich coming from people who still lush over kings, queens, princes, and princesses.



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:49 AM
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originally posted by: SugarDaddy

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Americans invented toilet paper.

*drops mic*

Yeah, I went there.


But the UK invented the toliet


No, the Romans did alongside public sewer system. But of course anglo-saxons invented everything


Well actually the Harappa Indus invented it..



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:52 AM
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What a pathetic way to star and flag *hore. Well it seems to have worked judging by the number of mindless drones throwing their worthless accolades your way and every other way also it would seem.

I'll leave you to your little nationalistic orgy. Try not to catch a nasty STD while you're debasing yourselves.



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:53 AM
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originally posted by: sosruko
Well actually the Harappa Indus invented it..


You learn something new everyday (if you know how to stay humble that is
)


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posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 08:55 AM
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a reply to: SugarDaddy




You learn something new everyday (if you know how to stay humble that is )


im working on it, hard as f*** tho



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 09:07 AM
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originally posted by: SugarDaddy

originally posted by: sosruko
Well actually the Harappa Indus invented it..


You learn something new everyday (if you know how to stay humble that is
)



Which is why Americans never learn much



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 09:23 AM
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a reply to: crazyewok

Italians invited Ice Cream and first ancient porn. So...

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posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 09:25 AM
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originally posted by: TaleDawn
a reply to: crazyewok

Italians invited first ancient porn. So...


Somehow I really doubt that they were the first



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 09:27 AM
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This reminds me of a wild 4chan troll thread thats escaped into the wild.

I do think one of the problems with American's is that they can get it all in their own country, so fancy somewhere hot then visit X, but fancy some skiing goto Y etc so they never have to do any of that pesky stuff like get a passport etc.

So i can't just wander into a shop and walk out with enough firepower to take over a small state but i can sit down with a nice beer from the age of 5* and stuff as many Kinder eggs down my throat as i want and no one can tell me off (except the mrs
).

* under 5 need a doctors note and over 5 its with parental permission and obviously buying it is a different matter.



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 09:29 AM
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Haha Americans all "I'm a patriot" and "I love my country country" and "the constitution"

Change the record, you have all been brainwashed



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 09:34 AM
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"I don't care what you think about my country!"

[cares so much he posts a rant about it on an internet board]



You got to love the irony of the situation, Metalicus



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 09:52 AM
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originally posted by: rigel4
a reply to: Metallicus



Europeans have class and sophistication...

Americans have well... Donuts


Tallyho old man..(carry on)


Yes but our donuts are pretty damn good, even seem to calm the police for a limited time frame.




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