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Diary of someone who needs to learn not to be honest on the first date

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posted on Mar, 29 2016 @ 01:37 PM
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You mean those panties I collect from homeless guys?


I suppose that could work because you have to understand how guys hear things. It goes like this: "I..............panties................"
But to our defense, not all of us are like that





No! The tooth fairy is dead!

No tooth fairy is real, I saw it on youtube!

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posted on Mar, 29 2016 @ 01:56 PM
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I suppose that could work because you have to understand how guys hear things. It goes like this: "I..............panties................"



And what woman hear is: "Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla...............I adore you." What actually has been said was something like, "and because we had no washing-mashine over there, Pete and I had no choise but bringing back home all our dirty laundry and that is what I have in store for you."




No tooth fairy is real, I saw it on youtube!


Let me tell you one more time: That is Santa! He's a shape-shifter!




posted on Mar, 29 2016 @ 01:56 PM
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You wrote this in the short stories forum... So.., why do many people think you are telling us a real event..?

I like your short story.. very neat.




posted on Mar, 29 2016 @ 02:21 PM
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You wrote this in the short stories forum... So.., why do many people think you are telling us a real event..?


I don't think anybody who replied here thought that it was real and that I actually experienced it. They just pretended as if it was real and gave answers in a way they would have given to someone who literally have those kind of dates.




I like your short story.. very neat.


Thanks for your encouragement.




posted on Mar, 29 2016 @ 02:32 PM
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And what woman hear is: "Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla...............I adore you."


If that were actually true, we would get along just fine




What actually has been said was something like, "and because we had no washing-mashine over there, Pete and I had no choise but bringing back home all our dirty laundry and that is what I have in store for you."


So you are telling me that you prefer your man naked?





Let me tell you one more time: That is Santa! He's a shape-shifter!



I knew you were into subliminals! I`ll keep in mind to wear sunglasses while watching that clip again



posted on Mar, 29 2016 @ 02:40 PM
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originally posted by: Willingly
a reply to: zatara




You wrote this in the short stories forum... So.., why do many people think you are telling us a real event..?


I don't think anybody who replied here thought that it was real and that I actually experienced it. They just pretended as if it was real and gave answers in a way they would have given to someone who literally have those kind of dates.




I like your short story.. very neat.


Thanks for your encouragement.




WHAT??? You made this all up????
WELL!...No lunch-meat, kitten figurine for YOU!



posted on Mar, 30 2016 @ 12:28 AM
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originally posted by: Willingly
a reply to: zatara




You wrote this in the short stories forum... So.., why do many people think you are telling us a real event..?



I don't think anybody who replied here thought that it was real and that I actually experienced it. They just pretended as if it was real and gave answers in a way they would have given to someone who literally have those kind of dates.






I like your short story.. very neat.


Thanks for your encouragement.




Yes, I know.

Still a neat little confusion..... for those who can not follow...of course.




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