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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: nonspecific
What about Digitus? The god of five-finger discounts?
originally posted by: nonspecific
Also he has a habit of dropping you in it when you really do not need the hassle.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: nonspecific
Also he has a habit of dropping you in it when you really do not need the hassle.
Which is why I also pray to Tazerus the Mighty who has been known to strike down pursuing security guards attempting to thwart my efforts to obtain more free stuff.
originally posted by: nonspecific
I would like to think he was something of a trickster type god and would tie an unsuspecting security guards shoelaces together right at the point things start falling out of your fake pregnancy belly yet you are too far away from the doors to make a dash for it.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: nonspecific
I would like to think he was something of a trickster type god and would tie an unsuspecting security guards shoelaces together right at the point things start falling out of your fake pregnancy belly yet you are too far away from the doors to make a dash for it.
His miracles know no bounds.
Pray to him, he will keep you safe when you leg it.
originally posted by: nonspecific
I have no need for the god of those who take things that are not free.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: olaru12
Wait. Are you saying there is free booze in the garbage? I just may start dumpster diving...
originally posted by: olaru12
My God of free stuff is named Billy Ray....
He instructed me to go to the University dorms when the semester is over and the students have gone home. Clothes, laptops, liquor, text books, TVs, and sometime even cars and motorcycles that have been abandoned in the dorm parking lot. And don't forget the dumpsters!!!
originally posted by: Willingly
In my neigborhood we have the habit to put out boxes with stuff we don't need anymore with a note on it: Zu verschenken! (For free).
These boxes contain books, clothes, food, dishes, glases, plants, tools, etc. ...so all kinds of things. Everything we don't want or need anymore, we put out on the street to give it away for free. Lots of people do that by now.
Today I put out a huge plasic-bag with clothes that are still okay but don't fit me anymore.
THAT is how it works.
It how it should work but sadly does not.
Good work Sir.
Best thread ever. EVER.
originally posted by: CranialSponge
My brother had a knack for finding the coolest stuff.
Hookers rolled up in a carpet?