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The silly promises thread (I know you've been waiting for it! )

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posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 02:14 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Okay...if someone can ever prove to me that we have a benevolent creator who loves us all...I will dress up with SlapMonkey and berenike, wax MrsNonSpecific's chin hairs whilst watching Sharknado, eating donuts and taking endless duck-faced selfies...and drunk posting here.

jacy


I'll warm the wax, load the movie (or the quadrilogy?), makes the donuts from scratch, and photoshop your selfies to make it seem like you were on a hot date with Howard the Duck.

Is it BYOB?




posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 02:19 PM
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originally posted by: SlapMonkey

originally posted by: jacygirl
Okay...if someone can ever prove to me that we have a benevolent creator who loves us all...I will dress up with SlapMonkey and berenike, wax MrsNonSpecific's chin hairs whilst watching Sharknado, eating donuts and taking endless duck-faced selfies...and drunk posting here.

jacy


I'll warm the wax, load the movie (or the quadrilogy?), makes the donuts from scratch, and photoshop your selfies to make it seem like you were on a hot date with Howard the Duck.

Is it BYOB?


Oh hell, it isn't now!
After that reply you get a bottle of whatever you so desire!

(You had me at..."donuts from scratch"!!)

jacy



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 02:43 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

I'll take motor oil, please.




posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 02:59 PM
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a reply to: SlapMonkey

Don't be getting ahead of yourself there, SlapMonkey...I need to see an all-loving benevolent creator first.
Then we party like rock stars.
Or sweaty hairy men arm wrestling.

jacy



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 03:07 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific


*Strokes beard on chin*




Okay...if someone can ever prove to me that we have a benevolent creator who loves us all...I will dress up with SlapMonkey and berenike, wax MrsNonSpecific's chin hairs whilst watching Sharknado, eating donuts and taking endless duck-faced selfies...and drunk posting here.

jacy


LMAO! I'll warm up the wax!

And get the popcorn!




posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 03:14 PM
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I have thought about it...

If we ever live in Mars in my second cousins lifetime (she is three) I will get a tattoo of Donald Trump's toupee on my left buttock and another tattoo if a burning American flag on my right, whilst riding a bronco bull slugging Cinzano.

(I am currently tat free and British)




posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 04:11 PM
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originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific
I have thought about it...

If we ever live in Mars in my second cousins lifetime (she is three) I will get a tattoo of Donald Trump's toupee on my left buttock and another tattoo if a burning American flag on my right, whilst riding a bronco bull slugging Cinzano.

(I am currently tat free and British)


Sounds like something one would do at a prom party??




posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 04:58 PM
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(I am currently tat free and British)


Currently tat-free and german, here is my next promise:

When a human men naturally gives birth to a human child in my life-time, I tatoo the picture of Adolf Hitler AND Josef Stalin on my fore-head and get me under-skin implants that make me look like as if I have monkey eye-brows.

Maybe I let my lips get tatooed all black also. But that's just an option.



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 05:04 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
...eating donuts and taking endless duck-faced selfies...and drunk posting here.


Sounds so unlike your normal posting habits.



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 05:08 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
...eating donuts and taking endless duck-faced selfies...and drunk posting here.


Sounds so unlike your normal posting habits.


Pardonez moi? I have no idea what you're referring to.

Oh, and you've missed pages of naked acronyms.
*hiccup*



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 05:12 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
Pardonez moi? I have no idea what you're referring to.


Sorry, I was supposed to keep that secret, right?


Oh, and you've missed pages of naked acronyms.
*hiccup*


Super busy this week with travel but I promise I will catch up.



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 05:29 PM
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Super busy this week with travel but I promise I will catch up.


You need to ask your...well...buddy's with artificial titles in funny uniforms first? Understandable.




posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 05:30 PM
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a reply to: Willingly

What?



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 08:46 PM
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What?


THAT:



You need to ask your...well...buddy's with artificial titles in funny uniforms first? Understandable.





posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 08:53 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And don't get me wrong, I have the utter most compassion for people who had been given into cathlic day-care institutions by their parents.

I, personally, was in day-care of my grand-parents. And I thank not just Joe Pecsi for that, but also Frank Zappa and someone YOU can name.




edit on 24-3-2016 by Willingly because: ...doom-doom-doom-doom-doom...doom-di-doom-di-doom...doom-doom-doom-doom...wah-wah-wah-wah-ha....



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 09:04 PM
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I have no idea what you are referring to. We do not wear uniforms at the company I work for and I make my own schedule.



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 09:07 PM
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You are either doing far too may drugs or not enough. You make absolutely no sense.



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 09:08 PM
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I invite you to share this one thing you are convinced of... and what is the silly thing you promise to do if proven wrong in your conviction.


Why not playing this game, IF you hang out here anyway?



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 09:11 PM
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a reply to: Willingly

What the hell are you talking about?



posted on Mar, 24 2016 @ 09:23 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I try to make you be on topic, Augustus.




I invite you to share this one thing you are convinced of... and what is the silly thing you promise to do if proven wrong in your conviction.


Just give it a try.



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