Trump eats pizza with a fork

For me, it mostly depends on how heavily topped with goodies it is, if its a supreme/deluxe I'll eat it flat making sure no goodies drop. If it's a plain cheese or one topping I'll fold it.

Has anyone had a donair? Do you know what that delicacy is? It's juicy. Not fork here.

ETA: Basically a sweet Gyro. Lebanese based:

a reply to: BrokedownChevy

Trump ate all the crusts that were left over, and all the money in the tip jar...now he turned into King Trump!

Pizza is tricky. When you've got an expensive suit and tie on, it's smart to eat pizza with a fork...especially if you've got to go on TV.

Bernie Sanders probably has to drink his pizza though a straw...but that's no reason not to vote for him, if you like him.

a reply to: madmac5150

This may be the very dumbest damned anti-candidate argument in the entire history of political buffoonery.

Dumber than:

"Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?"

There's nothing more or less ridiculous about the OP's tongue in cheek ridicule of Trump than the crap the man has said about candidates himself. The difference is the OP is some average Joe having a little fun on an Internet forum and Donald Trump is a super wealthy television personality who has a bunch of morons believing he is the anti-establishment messiah come to lead them to a blue collar promised land.

[Hides chopsticks and slinks away]

originally posted by: VictorVonDoom
[Hides chopsticks and slinks away]

LOLROTF

a reply to: theantediluvian

The sad fact is that just look at the two main characters , Ummm, I mean, Candidates....


They both pretty much suck, It's like trying to deceive ourselves into believing ones actually better than the other when in reality....


Did I mention they both suck?

a reply to: BrokedownChevy

He must have gotten the idea from Mr. Pitts who ate his snickers bar with a fork.

originally posted by: WeRpeons
a reply to: BrokedownChevy

He must have gotten the idea from Mr. Pitts who ate his snickers bar with a fork.

LOL...I remember that scene. Classic!

FYI: You'll never see Hillary use a knife & fork..She just bites the kitten's heads right off.

I think it's 'cause his (apparently) tiny hands can't hold onto the pizza.

a reply to: ChesterJohn

You can tell a lot from the way a person eats

And if it ain't crunchy it ain't a taco

Knife & fork for burrito is okay however, I eat mine with knife & fork, enchiladas too

a reply to: intrepid

That reminded of the tasty Gyros I had when I was in Greece, never had one as good as the ones there

originally posted by: SLAYER69
a reply to: theantediluvian

The sad fact is that just look at the two main characters , Ummm, I mean, Candidates....


They both pretty much suck, It's like trying to deceive ourselves into believing ones actually better than the other when in reality....


I did I mention they both suck?

I have to look at it this way. The media hates Trump. The establishments of both parties want him gone and forgotten, as quickly as possible.

I think many of TPTB are scared witless that they may end up in prison if an outsider is elected.

If he is elected, don't expect TPTB to let him live very long. If it were me, I would avoid Dallas...

a reply to: madmac5150

that is why it should be "Trump and Cruz 2016!"

If trump get's knocked off then we still got a peoples man in office.

originally posted by: Autorico
I think it's 'cause his (apparently) tiny hands can't hold onto the pizza.

Now

I don't trust people with tiny hands.

I once when in my teens worked for a guy who towered over me and was huge. I asked if I could borrow his gloves, he said sure, took them off and handed them to me to wear. I couldn't get them past my palm. My hands are average sized.

Carnival workers have tiny hands, Don't trust them either >.<

a reply to: BrokedownChevy

No doubt he masticates and gorges orally.

What a degenerate!

But more pertinently, he has said some untruthful and bigoted things. Why not condemn him on things that are likely to affect others if he gains the presidency, rather than a silly food preference?

originally posted by: Konduit

Someone had too much coffee in the morning and went ham on creating a thread on this subject so it seems

Bernie just eats other people's pizza.