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Twenty minutes before some god is committing suicide

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posted on Mar, 22 2016 @ 11:56 AM
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"Hello, it's Jesus' dad here. I want to talk to my son, please."

"He's in a meeting, Sir. I'm sorry."

"But it is very very important. I need to talk to him NOW!"

"Hold the line, please..."

........

"Jesus? Your dad is on the phone."

"Tell him I'm in a meeting, Radha."

"I did, but he said it's important."

"He always think it's important what he has to say. Okay, put him through..."

........

"Dad, what's up? Make it short. I'm in a meeting."

"Am I a bad father, son?"

"Well...you want me to be polite or to be honest?"

"Be honest."

"Yes, you are a bad father. That was it?"

"Why? What have I done to you to be considered a bad father?"

"Serious question, dad?"

"Yes."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!"

.......

"I'm sorry, Sir. Your son just had...well...he's...anyway...he's buisy, okay? Please don't call again anytime soon."




posted on Mar, 22 2016 @ 11:58 AM
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a reply to: Willingly

I suggest you change the title.



posted on Mar, 22 2016 @ 12:03 PM
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a reply to: forthelove




I suggest you change the title.


Why?



posted on Mar, 22 2016 @ 12:09 PM
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a reply to: Willingly

Remove the allegory so we can interpret it?



posted on Mar, 22 2016 @ 02:48 PM
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was this a joke? i dont get it.




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