220 million illegal Whites being offered partial amnesty by native North American Council!

As the tense debates over illegal immigration keep rising in the midst of Trump's attempt at Presidency, a shocking new development just came from a Native council in Albuquerque (in a White settler state known as "New Mexico"), regularizing White settlers.

A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States. The "white" problem has been a topic of much debate in the Native American community for centuries, and community leaders have decided the time has come to properly address it.*

Apparently, hundreds of millions of natural-born US, Canadian and Mexican citizens were unaware that the very legitimacy of their belonging to this land is based out of non-consensual land claims (also called "land grabs") resulting from colonial invasion.. still even as of today.

"We are prepared to offer White people the option of staying on this continent legally and applying for citizenship," explains Chief Wamsutta of the Wampanoag nation. "In return, they must pay any outstanding taxes and give back the land stolen from our ancestors. "Any white person with a criminal record, however, will be deported in the next 90 days back to their ancestral homeland. Rush Limbaugh will be going to Germany. Justin Bieber will depart for Canada. And the entire cast of Jersey Shore will be returning to Italy." Illegal white immigration has been rapidly increasing for nearly 400 years from the European countries of France, Spain and England. These illegals have ravished the land and colonized areas occupied by the natives.

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Sore losers.

Now that's funny ...

I wonder how much back rent we all owe?

originally posted by: Echtelion
As the tense debates over illegal immigration keep rising in the midst of Trump's attempt at Presidency, a shocking new development just came from a Native council in Albuquerque (in a White settler state known as "New Mexico"), regularizing White settlers.

A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States. The "white" problem has been a topic of much debate in the Native American community for centuries, and community leaders have decided the time has come to properly address it.*

Clearly they are all racist bigots (who probably love Hitler) for not bowing down to outside invaders and wanting their own land to actually be theirs.

/sarc

It always strikes me as funny that a country built on slaves and immigration cries about illegal immigrants.

Bottom of the article:

*For the offended... this is satire.

LOL

What Native American nations owned what parts of the America's? Where did the Native land begin and end and how do they know it wasn't actually Mexican land first? I am sure the Inuit people would like to have a say also. Without clearly defined territory it's hard to say that there was any land claim at all.

Did all Native American tribes co-exist peacefully or did they battle of territory too?

Don't jokes belong in the joke forum?

a reply to: Echtelion

a reply to: Echtelion

When they show me the paperwork and documents saying they owned it first I'll accept their amnesty graciously.

At that point if there's some sort of legal process to follow to become a citizen in their eyes I will gladly follow the rule of law.


See now that wasn't so hard.

Love it.

originally posted by: Gryphon66
Now that's funny ...

I wonder how much back rent we all owe?

Well, you know you think your national debt has gotten out of control? You really don't wanna know how much these people are owed.

Question what about us of Mixed blood aka half breeds.... sure I got my tribe number but I am at 1/8 blood. Would I get deported along with all the other whites?

Dances with Lightning aka CoBaZ

From the movie "Bury my Heart in wounded Knee"

-What precisely
are your lands?

-These are the lands
where my people lived
before you whites first came.

-I don't understand. We whites
were not your first enemies
Why don't you demand back
the land in Minnesota
where the Chippewa and others
forced you from years before?

-The Black Hills
are a sacred land
given to my people
by Wakan Tanka.

-How very convenient
to cloak your claims
in spiritualism
And what would you say
to the Mormons and others
who believe that their god has given
to them Indian lands in the West?

-I would say they should listen
to Wakan Tanka.

-No matter what your legends say,
you didn't sprout from the plains
like the spring grasses
And you didn't coalesce
out of the ether.
You came out of the Minnesota
woodlands armed to the teeth
and set upon your fellow man.
You massacred
the Kiowa, the Omaha,
the Ponca, the Oto
and the Pawnee without mercy.
And yet you claim the Black Hills
as a private preserve
bequeathed to you
by the Great Spirit.

I think the Native American Tribes should have equal representation in local, state, and federal legislatures.

So I get a free trip to Scotland. Just curious though, I know the history of America. We killed the natives. They were pretty brutal too. What we did was bad.

Its kinda agreed humans originated in Africa and then spread out. Is America the only country where white people decimated the native non white population? Australia decimated the Aborigine.

What about European countries? was there native populations that the white man decimated way before North America?

I guess you go back to Neanderthal man, but did the vikings of the north decimate a native population?

Is the United States and Australia the only ones?

Well according to the law of conquest before the UN and League of nations and law preventing taking of lands it was taken away after fighting them or snookering them out of it. ALl perfectly legal back then if you had th e force to enforce it. remember its nto your land IF you cannot hold it.

And in all honesty they too arent truly native if they want to go that route.

So its not going to be the Calvary to the rescue but the Indians lol The Anglo/American project always had a Indian problem as they like to call it . Up here in Canada the Corporations and their Govt. proxies have come to realize that the Natives need to be at the table if you want to run the pipe lines .Education has turned out some very competent Native Lawyers . This stuff lands in International courts where Sovereign Nations gather .Native treaties with other nations gives them this status .

The Royal Proclamation is a document that set out guidelines for European settlement of Aboriginal territories in what is now North America. The Royal Proclamation was initially issued by King George III in 1763 to officially claim British territory in North America after Britain won the Seven Years War. In the Royal Proclamation, ownership over North America is issued to King George. However, the Royal Proclamation explicitly states that Aboriginal title has existed and continues to exist, and that all land would be considered Aboriginal land until ceded by treaty. The Proclamation forbade settlers from claiming land from the Aboriginal occupants, unless it has been first bought by the Crown and then sold to the settlers. The Royal Proclamation further sets out that only the Crown can buy land from First Nations.

indigenousfoundations.arts.ubc.ca... and if one thinks about the re-establishment of the Nation State of Israel you have a set match point .

originally posted by: CoBaZ
Question what about us of Mixed blood aka half breeds.... sure I got my tribe number but I am at 1/8 blood. Would I get deported along with all the other whites?

Dances with Lightning aka CoBaZ

At least 1/8 here too, according to documents from my biological grandmother. I need to get a DNA test for confirmation.

a reply to: Echtelion

We fought a war against the indians and the USA won, and we get to keep the spoils. They got to keep some land to build casinos so whitey can lose more dollars.

We fought a war against the mexicans (spanish espana, white people from Spain), and the USA won. We still gave the Mexican government $15 million to get the southern states (CA, AZ, NM,TX - primarily) based upon the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo in 1848.

No such thing as indigenous people and they do not get priority.

a reply to: chuckk

No doubt there was some fighting and killing going on back then but there was a lot of legal treaties signed .en.wikipedia.org... I live in what is called Eastern Canada and there was never one acre of land ceded to the Crown so the land belongs to the different Native Tribes here . It was only in the Province of Newfoundland where a Tribe went extinct . en.wikipedia.org...

a reply to: chuckk

We fought a war against the indians and the USA won,

Cannon verses Bow & Arrow.

Hardly a fair war was it. I would call it more an invasion.