Oh boy, who ever came up with this, had some time on their hands!
ON HOW TO LIVE IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER
By No. 405-33-1231
1. WATCH LOTS OF TELEVISION. Television pleasantly
primitive human defense mechanism that can get you in trouble.
2 AVOID TALKING ABOUT RELIGION OR POLITICS. No matter how
your speech may be, it could be misinterpreted and recorded in your
Government Personal Thought Dossier.
3. IDENTIFY YOURSELF BY
NUMBER. Use of one's Christian
or Family name may be perceived as prideful individualism.......a Class
4. PUBLICLY DISOWN FAMILY MEMBERS AND FRIENDS WHO HAVE BEEN
COERCIVELY ENROLLED IN RE-EDUCATION CENTERS. NWO Rules of Justice
provide for expeditious prosecution and conviction of Guilt by
5. VOTE CORRECTLY. The new FAX, PHONE, and MAIL BALLOTING SYSTEM is
carefully monitored by Elections Security Police (ESP) to identify
potential dissidents and enemies of the World. Avoid voting for
mavericks----most of whom are sponsored and financed by the World
Government Opportunities Agency (WGOA) to bring malcontents out into
the open. To assure minimal risk when voting, cast your ballot for
incumbents having an A-1 rating by the ADL.
6. ATTEND ALL POLITICALLY-CORRECT RALLIES AND PATRIOTIC FUNCTIONS IN
YOUR AREA. To obtain additional merit points, carry a sign which
derides viewpoints held by Constitutionalists, Patriot Groups,
Fundamentalist Christians and other bigots.
7. MEMORIZE THE OPINIONS OF THE NWO LEADERS AND TELEVISION ANCHOR
PERSONS. Reiterate them as if they were your own during all social and
8. ATHEISM IS THE SAFEST POLICY. But affiliations with State-Approved
religious organizations are permitted, and may be rich fields for
9. BE AMONG THE FIRST IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TO TURN IN YOUR SPORTING
RIFLES when the UNIVERSAL PLOWSHARES ACT goes into effect. You will be
well-fed under the terms of THE SOCIAL PAN-AGRICULTURE AND WILDLIFE
PROTECTION PROGRAM, hunting will be unnecessary, and possession of
firearms of any description after the effective date of UPA will
constitute the capitol offense of Aggravated Intent to Commit
10. WILLINGLY AND HAPPILY SURRENDER YOUR PARENTAL RIGHTS, participate
enthusiastically in the new OBE school program and realize the honor
associated with being a breeder and care taker of the first generation
to SERVE THE MASTERS in THE NEW WORLD ORDER.
What a HOOT!
[Edited on 15-6-2003 by ADVISOR]