Can you guess who I am? (please no cheating)

I AM WANTED FOR

Bigamy,
Passing as the Prince of Whales,
Eating Spahgetti in public,
Using hard words in a speak easy,
Trumping partners ace,
Spitting in the Gulf Stream,
Jumping board bill in seventeen lunatic asylums,
Failure to pay installments on a straight jacket,
Possesing a Skunk,
Revealing the facts of life to an indian.

If you can get it without using google I commend you.

Nonetheless it is a great way to open up a thread.

a reply to: Spader

I won't go to google, but will wait because I have absolutely no idea

a reply to: Spader

"Which scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch".

a reply to: Spader

Putin did it :>)

Are you Barry Seals ?

J. Effingham Bellweather

a reply to: Spader

If you can get it without using google I commend you.

You made a mistake.

a reply to: Spader

Most of my relatives fit every criteria...

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Most of my relatives fit every criteria...

a reply to: Spader

Do you sometimes drink dos equis?



He is.....
The most interesting man in the world

originally posted by: chr0naut
a reply to: Spader

"Which scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch".

Im sorry for not being able to respond to anyone until now, but I live in southeast Louisiana and we have been getting rained on for the last two days (15 inches in my neighborhood) and have just started getting some power outages.
chr0naut got it with a classic quote.

The "scoundrel" stole the cork out of W.C. Fields lunch.
Well done.
I stumbled across some of the old W.C. Fields shorts on Youtube last night. I havent laughed that hard in ages. Talk about subltle. The man was a master film actor when the venue was in its infancy.

Thanks for playing everyone!

ETA: The clue I used was from a wanted poster from one of the shorts I watched describing Fields dastardly deeds.

originally posted by: Spader

originally posted by: chr0naut
a reply to: Spader

"Which scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch".

Im sorry for not being able to respond to anyone until now, but I live in southeast Louisiana and we have been getting rained on for the last two days (15 inches in my neighborhood) and have just started getting some power outages.
chr0naut got it with a classic quote.

The "scoundrel" stole the cork out of W.C. Fields lunch.
Well done.
I stumbled across some of the old W.C. Fields shorts on Youtube last night. I havent laughed that hard in ages. Talk about subltle. The man was a master film actor when the venue was in its infancy.

Thanks for playing everyone!

ETA: The clue I used was from a wanted poster from one of the shorts I watched describing Fields dastardly deeds.

W.C. Fields and Mae West were quite a comedy team. Glad to know that YouTube is preserving such stuff.