The FIRST words spoken from the surface of Mars

My #2 vote would be:

"All your base are belong to us"

"It's a god-awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair" - David Bowie, Life on Mars.

Legend - nice thread, S&F.

So this is Mars? It's a bit s###, isn't it?

Dom Joly style.

That said, "All your base are belong to us" is still the ultimate winner....

"Right lads, last one in the water is ... OK what happened to the f&$*ing water?!!!!"

a reply to: cado angelus

A normal person wouldn't get a singal...but Dom's phone is so big plus we'd hear him from earth anyway.

I miss trigger happy t.v

originally posted by: HeathenJessie
a reply to: cado angelus

A normal person wouldn't get a singal...but Dom's phone is so big plus we'd hear him from earth anyway.

I miss trigger happy t.v

So do I. Imagine him creeping up on ET with cymbals and then slowly bouncing off in his spacesuit.

a reply to: Talltexxxan

I would say the first words should be.

"Well we made it. Now where is the oil."

or my prefered. "We made it. Now lets go meet our aliens ancestry."

originally posted by: Talltexxxan
Hello ATS friends and family,
The topic is simple. What should be the first human words spoken from the surface of Mars?

Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky!

The rumors that was said on the moon are false, may as well make it true on Mars.

Greetings Martians we brought the Tang!

Cheers
Ektar

Finally, I can stop wearing pants.

a reply to: Talltexxxan
mars the red planet but its true name is BARSOOM!!!! just kidding but i think the first person on mars should be a woman

a reply to: Talltexxxan

Take me to you're leader! Or, You got change for a five? Do you mind if i smoke? Whats in the fridge? Do you mind if i make a long distance call? Can i sleep with your daughter? Try this Meth, it's "to die for" on Earth. Are you voting for Trump? Hell, I got a lot of questions and i hope you understand English. AND...you guys ain't commies...right?

"We've landed. Ship and crew are all safe and functional."

Imagine the applause that will happen on Earth when something to that effect is achieved. I can't wait.

Peace.

Somebody tell Elon the ship worked perfectly, and that we expect a huge raise in pay.

Why are first words important? You realize Neil words were heard only inside his head, right? The rest were radio waves.

a reply to: Talltexxxan

" arrrgh spiders "

obvious cultural refference should be obvious

''pfft Mars... snickers woulda been better!''

originally posted by: Tempter
Why are first words important? You realize Neil words were heard only inside his head, right? The rest were radio waves.

It sounds like if you were with those first Mars explorers, the first words might be "Wow -- you're such a buzzkill".

All Hail Trump?

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