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The FIRST words spoken from the surface of Mars

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posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 12:29 AM
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a reply to: Talltexxxan

@rken was right after all




posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 01:29 AM
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Time to release the kraken at last!

I'm gonna pee all over that rock, right there, the one that looks like a tree!
edit on 3 9 2016 by burgerbuddy because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 01:55 AM
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a reply to: Talltexxxan

Houston, I have to take a dump.



posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 01:58 AM
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What D'ya think Buzz...?

7 iron mate, just punch it in short and let it run.



posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 02:02 AM
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Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me.



posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 02:16 AM
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a reply to: Teikiatsu

Pretty wise for a fly guy ...






posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 02:34 AM
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a reply to: Aeshma


originally posted by: SLAYER69
"Let's start growing potatoes, here, somebody poop in this bag"



originally posted by: Aeshma

Houston, I have to take a dump.


Perfect, the first volunteer!



posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 03:20 AM
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" Warner Bros. presents "

The faked one or the real one ?
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posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 07:24 AM
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For the record, it was boring.

When it's military guys landing for no audience, it's pretty light on the drama.
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posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 07:31 AM
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"I knew we should have turned left at Albuquerque!"



posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 08:45 AM
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a reply to: Talltexxxan

"It's just a rock."

sorry if that's already been said.



posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 08:55 AM
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"It looks just like my old home town, and there's Grandma!"

"Greetings, Dejah Thoris. You are correct - I am happy to meet you."

...or perhaps just the first line of the Team America - World Police theme song.




posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 09:15 AM
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a reply to: Saint Exupery


AMERICAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! F*** YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!







posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 10:18 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok
F**k

Or

Boobs!




We did that when we first landed on the moon, so why not Mars?:

www.youtube.com...


EDIT:
Changed format of the YouTube to just a link, because the YouTube preview image had naughty words in the caption

edit on 3/9/2016 by Soylent Green Is People because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 02:16 PM
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a reply to: Soylent Green Is People

Now that was funny, I am sitting in my office laughing like an idiot.



posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 02:52 PM
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[NormaDesmond]

"All right, Mr. Kubrick, I'm ready for my close-up."

[/NormaDesmond]


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posted on Mar, 9 2016 @ 09:17 PM
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"We can has Mars!!!!!"



posted on Mar, 10 2016 @ 01:43 PM
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originally posted by: Talltexxxan
Hello ATS friends and family,
The topic is simple. What should be the first human words spoken from the surface of Mars?

As we all know the famous words of Neil Armstrong "One small step for man.....one giant leap for mankind."
(and yes I know the actual first words were "Houston..the Eagle has landed")

What phrase should go down in the history books for generations to come?
What words could strike such inspiration as those words from Armstrong on the moon?

All comers welcome,

Lets see your inspirational, funny, satirical, and even mind blowing first Martian quotes.


I think it should be "f*** yeah! We did it!"



posted on Mar, 10 2016 @ 02:17 PM
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"I see no god here".

second



posted on Mar, 10 2016 @ 03:19 PM
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There's nothing here.
Take me home.



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