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Very modest 137 IQ (and I mean it)...

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posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 01:28 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: SlapMonkey

I took the quiz just out of curiosity. 15 minutes into it a received a phone call telling me to stop wasting their time and to pick up a hobby like staring into the sun or clapping.


Dude...you are freakin' funny. Every post you do makes me laugh...




posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 01:44 PM
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140-145

Btw, Im clinically depressed.
edit on 3-3-2016 by AlongCamePaul because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:09 PM
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a reply to: TheElectricPriest

You know what's true? A person with a high I.Q. realizes that to discuss it...is unnecessary. That kind of goes with the territory. They find no need or benefit to discuss their own numbers...

I dont go around telling folks how much money is in my wallet right now...nor do I stop someone in the mall and ask them how much they are worth.

When someone voluntarily brings up the unsolicited announcement of a high I.Q....it usually means the opposite. I suspect they fudged the numbers.

So, then we know...now....



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:10 PM
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a reply to: mysterioustranger

Kinda like when I tell people I am an 8th Degree Black Belt?



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:14 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mysterioustranger

Kinda like when I tell people I am an 8th Degree Black Belt?



It's about 60 degrees here, and I wear suspenders.

*sheesh, some people*



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:15 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
...and I wear suspenders.


Not my fault they do not make belts long enough to get around your massive girth. Lay of the Ho-Ho's.



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:18 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I like to refer to it as "potential energy".

Although it has been so long, I forget what my feet look like.



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:18 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TheElectricPriest

Do we really need a 'whose d*** is bigger' thread?


Spoken by the guy with tiny hands



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:20 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Although it has been so long, I forget what my feet look like.


Diabetic. Sit still fatty, I'll get a hacksaw.



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:21 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Spoken by the guy with tiny hands


Says the one with orange skin.



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:22 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Although it has been so long, I forget what my feet look like.


Diabetic. Sit still fatty, I'll get a hacksaw.


Not diabetic, just "sugar sensitive".




posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:23 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Thecakeisalie

My potato IQ just happens to be twice-baked.

And I think there is a bee in it.



Potatoes have EYE-Qs....heh, heh...Get it; EYE-Qs?



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:24 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Spoken by the guy with tiny hands


Says the one with orange skin.

Was that a Yam reference?



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:24 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

This thread is stupid.



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:26 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

This thread is stupid.


It just has a 137 IQ.



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:26 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


I think there is a decimal point missing in that figure.



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:27 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Thecakeisalie

My potato IQ just happens to be twice-baked.

And I think there is a bee in it.



Potatoes have EYE-Qs....heh, heh...Get it; EYE-Qs?


(note, this is my look when I read stuff I don't understand)




posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Which is anything written in something other than crayon.



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:27 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


I think there is a decimal point missing in that figure.


...or it has no point, at all.



posted on Mar, 3 2016 @ 02:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

This thread is stupid.



Just remember, you can't say "stupid" without saying "stu".

Who owes me money.

Cough it up, Stu.

Really.

I want to buy some hotpockets.




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