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originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific
a reply to: Esoterotica
What is "Special Blend"?
originally posted by: KatoriN
I don`t believe into online dating.
(burp, phaaaaRRRRT.... scratch) "HEY! Yeah, YOU! Who'd you think I was talking to?
Old enough to know better...and young enough to do it TWICE!
Likes / Dislikes
Ahhh, this one's a tough-y. I love my cows, but they don't like to hang out with me in the house as much as I'd like, I think the roaring Death Metal out of my 6,000 watt stereo system makes them nervous. My herd bull, Stymie, gets a little ornery sometimes. (Maybe I should stop dumping that 15 gallons of cheap vodka in the stock tank every night.) I do like a good steak, just whack one off one of the steers, wave it in front of the grill a couple times and plate that bad-boy right up. Done perfectly! I also like a nice glass of wine with dinner. I don't bother with that foo-fooey stuff in a bottle though, I go straight for the stuff in a box. Can't find a glass? No worries, just grab that old Mountain Dew bottle that's been rolling around in the bed of my pickup for the last month.
I also like sandwiches.
Dislikes? Don't really have any...well, except for the Kardashians, can't stand those bimbos or that 'creature' of theirs who claims to be a former Olympian.
I like a girly-girl, one of the ones who's cute as the day is long and smells good. The kind that looks like Heather Locklear when she was 21. The kind that makes funny girly sounds and giggles. The kind that's skeered of everything, but drop-dead gorgeous and has that certain wiggle. Did I mention Heather Locklear?
Oh, you meant "date" as in...'go out on a date', sorry! Oh, I don't know; maybe meet up for a nice picnic lunch outside in one of the fields and then play some games maybe (Hop, Skip and Go Naked is always a fun one). Then go back to the house for some bone jarring mongoose-primate-rodeo-sex. Then I suppose we'd finish the evening off with you making me a sandwich; just kidding (...but a sandwich would be nice). Anyhoo....
Well, if you'd give up that dang Mountain Dew bottle for one cotton-pickin' second, sure, I'd love one! Otherwise, I think I've got some Yukon Jack left in that bottle under the seat of my truck...hang on a sec; I'll be right back.