What would I do for a Klondike Bar?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I think this thread would be more fun if it were what would you do to a Klondike Bar.

I'd spank it.

Because it was naughty.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Mine would involve Kali, a hand-cranked egg beater, one 9-volt battery and duct tape.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Mine would involve Kali, a hand-cranked egg beater, one 9-volt battery and duct tape.

Now you have me reminiscing about my time in daycare.

sigh

Good times. . . . . . . . good times.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Now you have me reminiscing about my time in daycare.

Were you like me? Intentionally bad?

'Do you worst, Penguins, Satan is on my side.'

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Good and bad are arbitrary terms used to define people or to mumble about around a ball gag.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I would hazard a guess the nuns thought I was not very arbitrary.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I would hazard a guess the nuns thought I was not very arbitrary.

I've never had much dealings with nuns. They had the "habit" of avoiding the places I used to frequent.

a reply to: DBCowboy

That was day care for me which is why I now put them in the same category as clowns and spiders.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

That was day care for me which is why I now put them in the same category as clowns and spiders.

Daycare for me was a half a pack of Pall Malls, a bottle of cheap gin and dames that didn't care what your name was.


(otherwise known as grandma's house)

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: dogstar23

I am a fat, balding, elderly man.

And yoga pants are going to be my "thing" when I retire and want to torture the folks at the local market.

I like it...I've been planning for a long time to wear ridiculous clothing when I'm old. I hope there's an "Old People Clothes" store around when I get there. Light-blue polyester pants with no shape to them whatsoever, pants designed to pull all the way up to my armpits, with my short-sleeve, button-down dress shirt tucked all the way in. I want to dress in Old-People-Ridiculous style just "Because I can" and "Because F-You" (not you, everyone.) I honestly think some of the funny wardrobes old people have is on purpose, because they think it's funny, which is awesome. Friends think I'm crazy for my positive anticipation of my elderly decrepit years.