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What would I do for a Klondike Bar?

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posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 08:21 AM
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Just to get away from politics for a while. . . .

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?





Me?

I'd;
Slap Chuck Norris in the face
Disco dance in the canned food aisle at the store
Wear yoga pants and shop at Walmart
Run into random churches and shout, "Jesus is back. . . LOOK BUSY!"


edit on 2-3-2016 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)




posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 08:23 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Klondike bar? Not much. Bottle of Bourbon? I would vote for Trump and Clinton.



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 08:28 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Klondike bar? Not much. Bottle of Bourbon? I would vote for Trump and Clinton.



You can only vote twice if you're dead or from Chicago.

It'd have to be a really big bottle of expensive bourbon for me to vote for. . . to vote for. . . .


I can't do it.




posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 08:32 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
It'd have to be a really big bottle of expensive bourbon for me to vote for. . . to vote for. . . .


I intend on sipping it slowly over the course of 4-5 minutes and then using the empty bottle to beat them severely about the head an neck.



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 08:39 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I would take an estimated 100,000 prospectors to a remote region of the Yukon in North-Western Canada between 1896 and 1899!!



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 08:40 AM
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Ummm...What...no bars in your town...why go all the way to the Klondike just for a drink...jeesh...some people...




YouSir



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:02 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Ah, solid entertainment. The yoga pants at WalMart is a great one. Hilariously awful visual (I mean, I'm assuming you're not one of "The 100" (meaning the 100 women who would be licensed to wear yoga pants if I was forced to be emperor), though you'd just blend in with the rest. I sometimes go into WalMart wearing clothes that fit me just to be "different."

What would I do for a Klondike bar?...I would gaze at the formidable tuft of hair that sticks out from my older (female) neighbor's butt-crack while she's gardening for 4 seconds (my current record is 2 seconds.)



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:04 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It'd have to be a really big bottle of expensive bourbon for me to vote for. . . to vote for. . . .


I intend on sipping it slowly over the course of 4-5 minutes and then using the empty bottle to beat them severely about the head an neck.


Ahhhh!

A solution at last!




posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:05 AM
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I haven't thought of those things in years now I want one, a crunchy one



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:13 AM
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a reply to: dogstar23

I am a fat, balding, elderly man.

And yoga pants are going to be my "thing" when I retire and want to torture the folks at the local market.




posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:14 AM
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Stick with sweats, yoga pants won't fall down.



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:15 AM
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originally posted by: dogstar23
a reply to: DBCowboy

Ah, solid entertainment. The yoga pants at WalMart is a great one. Hilariously awful visual (I mean, I'm assuming you're not one of "The 100" (meaning the 100 women who would be licensed to wear yoga pants if I was forced to be emperor), though you'd just blend in with the rest. I sometimes go into WalMart wearing clothes that fit me just to be "different."

What would I do for a Klondike bar?...I would gaze at the formidable tuft of hair that sticks out from my older (female) neighbor's butt-crack while she's gardening for 4 seconds (my current record is 2 seconds.)


My eyes! My eyes!!
you're paying for the therapy, just say'n...



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:17 AM
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originally posted by: Kali74
a reply to: DBCowboy

Stick with sweats, yoga pants won't fall down.


Loose sweats then, and I'm going "commando".




posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:19 AM
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originally posted by: Kali74
Stick with sweats, yoga pants won't fall down.


I recommend he gets the see through Lulu Lemon ones.




edit on 2-3-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:23 AM
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Don't help. lol



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:36 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Kali74
Stick with sweats, yoga pants won't fall down.


I recommend he gets the see through Lulu Lemon ones.





They would match my teeth!



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:44 AM
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I would do NOTHING for a Klondike bar. Or a box of them.



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:53 AM
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originally posted by: Lazarus Short
I would do NOTHING for a Klondike bar. Or a box of them.




Not even a slow dance with Lady Gaga?



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:55 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I think this thread would be more fun if it were what would you do to a Klondike Bar.



posted on Mar, 2 2016 @ 09:57 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Kali74
a reply to: DBCowboy

Stick with sweats, yoga pants won't fall down.


Loose sweats then, and I'm going "commando".



Just be sure you wear this shirt.



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