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Augustus...You Should Be Dancing!!

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posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 09:22 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
It was my pleasure hunny! You've been a good friend, made me laugh/cry/snort...and you play acronyms with me!

Have a *squishy hug*

jacy


Can I motorboat you while we hug?


I once had a woman ask if she could "motorboat" me.

I said sure!

So we went out to her boat where she tied an anchor around my throat and threw it overboard.

I never did see the allure. . . . . . .




posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 09:23 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I never did see the allure. . . . . . .


Apparently, neither did she...



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 09:25 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Huh?
*click, click, click*

Jacy...you so funny...

LOL




posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 09:26 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
It was my pleasure hunny! You've been a good friend, made me laugh/cry/snort...and you play acronyms with me!

Have a *squishy hug*

jacy


Can I motorboat you while we hug?


I once had a woman ask if she could "motorboat" me.

I said sure!

So we went out to her boat where she tied an anchor around my throat and threw it overboard.



Oh. Well in that case then, NO Aug...no



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 09:27 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Not that kind of motor boating!!!!!!!



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 09:29 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: zazzafrazz

Thank you. We could have done an A.M.A; I am an evil Mason, ask me anything...

Ohhh why not start now.

Is it true all Masons have moobs and in fact the invention of the brassiere should be accredited to a lodge master in Baton Rouge who need the extra support for his performance during rituals?

edit on 27-2-2016 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 09:32 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Is it true all Masons have moobs and infect the invention of the brassiere should be accredited to a lodge master in Baton Rouge who need the extra support for his performance during rituals?


That is indeed true as the Senior and Junior Wardens of his Lodge both became fed up with supporting his massive, hirsute melons during the Degrees.

Little known fact, we also invented the thong and high heels. We loves the women folk so much we decided to share these wondrous inventions with you.

Thanks Obama!!!!



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 10:12 AM
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To our favorite jokerman on this momentous occasion,a momentous song:




posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 11:06 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus




supporting his massive, hirsute melons


That gave me a great Saturday morning lol over coffee and croissant in a cafe where patrons looked over at me snorting. Thank you



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 11:13 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

So it took you 7 years to get 10.000 posts
1 year and a bit later you touched the 20.000 mark
...
Sooo... see you somewhere in August for the 30.000 post??
...
final goal will be what, 10 000 a month?



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 01:00 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
That gave me a great Saturday morning lol over coffee and croissant in a cafe where patrons looked over at me snorting. Thank you


Hey, what are friends for?



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 01:01 PM
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originally posted by: intergalactic fire
So it took you 7 years to get 10.000 posts
1 year and a bit later you touched the 20.000 mark
...
Sooo... see you somewhere in August for the 30.000 post??
...
final goal will be what, 10 000 a month?


I did notice that. I think part of it was on my hefty travel schedule last year but a larger part is because of all the cool friends I have here to converse with regularly.



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 01:17 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


Seeing as I missed all the wrongness last night
__________________________________________




You were a beautiful blonde sitting across from me on the delayed 11.42 Manchester to London train , you had caught my eye on the platform laughing wearing a pink backpack and a gold headband.
We exchanged glances several times and I was finding it hard not to stare, I wanted to talk to you and hoped we could swap details I just lost my nerve and before I knew it we'd arrived and you were disappearing into St Pancras Underground.
I know it's a long shot but if you see this please get in touch, I'd love it if we could meet up sometime.

PS I've got your colouring book, you left it on the train.
edit on 27/2/16 by blupblup because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 01:47 PM
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I can see an ATS convention where the parking lot is filled with windowless panel vans, ice cream trucks, and black SUV's.

hahahahahahaha



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 01:57 PM
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posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 02:06 PM
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a reply to: blupblup



I always knew there was a reason why you reminded me of black jack, you start hitting them at 8 and don't stop until they're 21.



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 02:16 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus





posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 03:45 PM
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This thread is so wrong. It's going to get a lot more wrong. For your viewing pleasure:



posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 03:58 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark




posted on Feb, 27 2016 @ 04:57 PM
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Happy 20k Mr Mason - I know you sent me this when you were hitting on me and asked me to keep it to myself but I thought it was really fitting for this thread.
Hopefully the other ladies can 'use' it the way that I have.




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