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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: jacygirl
Right?
*passes Raxoxane the popcorn* I'm just watching now, lol.
jacy
Did you know DB nailed his first cousin when he was 16?
And his last one an hour ago....
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl
Jacy, weredid I ever tell you the story about when DB found that guy on the side of the road? Poor guy was tied to a post when DB pulled up. He asked what happened and the guy said, 'These fella came, robbed me, beat me, stripped me naked and tied me to this post!'
DB looked around, unzipped his jeans and said, 'Looks like this ain't your lucky day.'
originally posted by: Willingly
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I'm not getting half-baked pseudo-rat-pack "italian stallions" laid! That's tooooo much to ask for. I'm all for partying hardy and such...but if you're not even kissed the pope's ring, I have to say: "That's not good enough."
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: and14263
"I don't know how to spell pedophile..."
Is what kids typically say to DB when he asks them to write the ransom notes.
"I don't know how to spell pedophile..." Is what kids typically say to DB when he asks them to write the ransom notes.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: intergalactic fire
but i do wonder what secret symbolism is graved into his belt.
I have an idea. Why don't you get reaaaally close and examine it. I am sure the answer will pop right out at you.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl
Jacy, did I ever tell you that DB likes his women the same was as his Scotch? 15 years old and mixed up with coke.
Jacy, did I ever tell you that DB likes his women the same was as his Scotch? 15 years old and mixed up with coke.
Augustus's wife once walked in on him and said that she heard that he was accused of pedophilia. He replied, "Where did a 12 year old learn such a big word!"