A drunk monkey has had enough of his owners lip about...

challenge: provide a funny caption to this set-up and video

my example:

A drunk monkey has had enough of his owners lip about Donald Trump. The monkey jumped to the roof of his owners home and began to wave a knife around screeching pro-immigration of monkey rhetoric. Police were called and the monkey is in jail on charges of assault.

On a side note: I do hope the little guy puts that knife down and does not hurt himself of someone else. From what I could understand of the news, the police did have to be called in to handle the little guy.

Monkey shows there version of the second amendment, sponsored by( make the world a safer place . Com )
If only every country and species had the second amendment the world would be a safer place !

Source : TOTAL BS

a reply to: hubrisinxs

It's always funny until someone gets hurt.



Then it's hilarious.



I do worry about that monkey though. It does not know what a knife is. I'm hoping it's old and dull. The knife not the monkey.

Moments before authorities arrived monkey frantically attempts to pry up a roof tile, hoping to find his hidden passport and notebook tying him to known terrorists.