eh em ask me anything

a reply to: Aeshma
By the way, would you like a tribble? They make great pets.

a reply to: Aeshma

What do you know, that I want to know?

a reply to: TrueBrit

Malt, I know it well.

a reply to: Aeshma

Ah, see, I happen to be a rum man myself!

a reply to: Aeshma

I came to knw that u've a very beautiful young sis. Can I have her number?

a reply to: TrueBrit

Ah, see in this regard we are opposites. Unfortunate, but I'd still happily have a drink with you.

a reply to: AsianStellar

Well, that sis is actually a brother and absolutely I will pass his number on to you.

He likes Chicken wings, enjoys a good # and smokes like a chimney.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The wrist has become a world recognized location for a time telling device.

The use of a bathroom does not always involve the crotch. Perhaps they need to wash up, blow their noses,cry, use drugs, or hide from someone.. All of these things can not merely be represented by pointing at ones crotch.

a reply to: Aeshma

How can I pass the Kobayashi Maru test?

I have Starfleet finals next week.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Carry a piece of radioactive cobalt in your pocket.

Hopefully by exam time you will be so sick they will excuse you from the test, giving you time to actually study and earn a pass.

a reply to: Aeshma

A wise and sage answer.

You do know everything!

originally posted by: Aeshma
The wrist has become a world recognized location for a time telling device.

Guess you never met Flavor Flav...

There are so many good questions here in this video. Could you answer them all?

a reply to: Skid Mark


I'd like to thank the guy
Who wrote that song.

Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Donald Trump's Barber

Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Ummm, Ford... No wait, those Brothers Horace and John.

Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Ron Jeremy

Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
Ray Gilbert

Who was that man?
Michelle Obama.....




Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Greg Shaw

Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
I guess I was wrong this one is certainly Mr. Jeremy

Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
So this one wasn't Ron.... Monica Lewinsky

Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
Phillip Morris??? Give me a hint.

Who was that man?
Randy Savage?


Enough Questions..... I know the answer.... Those Commie Bastards....

a reply to: Aeshma
I had to give you a star for that. Too bad I can't give you more. That was good!

a reply to: Skid Mark

Thank you kind sir.

/Rattles limbs