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What advice would "sober you" give to "drunk you"?

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posted on Feb, 15 2016 @ 08:42 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Th-th-thanks...yep. That just happened.

Does anyone have any febreeze? Must have been warm in there...good lord!




posted on Feb, 15 2016 @ 08:43 AM
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a reply to: TrueBrit

Feel free to remove the ball gag. Most are not as chatty as they used to be.

*wink, wink*

*nudge, nudge*



posted on Feb, 15 2016 @ 09:00 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Do you know something, old chap? You are utterly terrible.

Carry on!



posted on Feb, 15 2016 @ 09:02 AM
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This thread needs a theme song...




posted on Feb, 15 2016 @ 09:12 AM
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originally posted by: TrueBrit
Do you know something, old chap? You are utterly terrible.


Flattery will get you everywhere.



posted on Feb, 15 2016 @ 12:23 PM
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Well as far is thread goes I can only say that I have no recollection whatsoever of starting it and that said it may be a good thing that I did not continue to contribute.

Looks like sober me may have told drunk me to go to bed.




posted on Feb, 15 2016 @ 12:30 PM
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One time drunk me came home from work and went to bed.The next day,
sober me couldn't find my keys anywhere in my apartment.To make things
worse I had the bar keys on my chain.Sober me was preparing to call the bar
owner to let him know my keys were missing.I found my keys in the fridge
when I wanted to get something to drink.



posted on Feb, 15 2016 @ 12:32 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

You, dear lady, are my kind of human!




posted on Feb, 15 2016 @ 12:43 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Sober Me went out many years ago and was introduced by drunk me to absinthe.

sober me woke up man many hours later in a dark confined space and proceeded to scream thinking he had been buried alive.

It transpired that drunk me had decided to climb into a cupboard and sleep it off as opposed to letting my partner at the time see me so unimaginably drunken.

Drunk me was an arse that night.

On a side note when my partner finally located the screaming and let me out I was told off for both the Absinthe and the hiding of the fact and it was many hours later I remembered that I was drinking with our flatmate and he was nowhere to be seen.

We found him in the hospital, The last thing we remembered was thinking that absinthe was the best way to party and having drunk the pub dry of it heading off to find some more.

Drunk me is an idiot.



posted on Feb, 15 2016 @ 12:46 PM
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a reply to: TrueBrit

This happened back in the mid 1980's a long time ago.
The last time I got a little drunk I came here and posted it.



posted on Feb, 22 2016 @ 09:17 PM
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I act exactly the same when drunk, four shots of vodka, rum, whatever. I find no joy in the taste or headache. I first became drunk when locking myself inside of my home with a video camera to record myself. I did not feel happy or sad. I feel nothing. And why would anyone get drunk in front of another human; do you people trust them that much? Use a camera so you can get a understanding of your drunkness. a reply to: nonspecific




posted on Feb, 22 2016 @ 10:12 PM
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No you don't look just like Olivia Newton John rollerskating in Xanadu.



posted on Feb, 22 2016 @ 10:28 PM
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My drunk-self is telling my sober-self to get fricken wasted.

Wait a sec, new message incoming from sober-self to drunk-self....

mm nevermind, they're telling each other the same thing.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 01:49 PM
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Without a doubt.."sober me" is obviously the voice of reason whose warnings I usually take to heart. Rarely drink because it's not my conscious mind that speaks. Depending which alcohol is the indulgence of the evening will depend which persona decides to show itself. "Sober me" has no say once a certain level is reached.
Vodka says: This looks like a bad decision, but let's do it anyway.
Rum says:I need me a village to pillage and plunder!
Gin says:Trust me...you won't remember this...
Beer says: WHAT THE *BLEEP DO YOU MEAN HE WAS TOO FAST GOING INTO PIT ROAD??? ARE YOU FREAKIN INSANE??? BACK OF THE PACK MY ARSE! STUPID NASCAR AND THEIR STUPID FREAKIN RULES. Oh my god...



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 02:02 PM
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originally posted by: CZESZNY
I act exactly the same when drunk, four shots of vodka, rum, whatever. I find no joy in the taste or headache. I first became drunk when locking myself inside of my home with a video camera to record myself. I did not feel happy or sad. I feel nothing. And why would anyone get drunk in front of another human; do you people trust them that much? Use a camera so you can get a understanding of your drunkness. a reply to: nonspecific



Drunk me is awesome though, I am hilarious. It is sober me that misunderstands the sense of humour and is boring.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 02:03 PM
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originally posted by: AccessDenied
Without a doubt.."sober me" is obviously the voice of reason whose warnings I usually take to heart. Rarely drink because it's not my conscious mind that speaks. Depending which alcohol is the indulgence of the evening will depend which persona decides to show itself. "Sober me" has no say once a certain level is reached.
Vodka says: This looks like a bad decision, but let's do it anyway.
Rum says:I need me a village to pillage and plunder!
Gin says:Trust me...you won't remember this...
Beer says: WHAT THE *BLEEP DO YOU MEAN HE WAS TOO FAST GOING INTO PIT ROAD??? ARE YOU FREAKIN INSANE??? BACK OF THE PACK MY ARSE! STUPID NASCAR AND THEIR STUPID FREAKIN RULES. Oh my god...



This I feel deserves a thread all of its own.

Stay tuned.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 03:58 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

Rightly so,and I see you wasted no time.




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