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What advice would "sober you" give to "drunk you"?

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posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 01:57 PM
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I would love to give "drunk me" advice often but if I could say one thing it would be to stop hiding cash in a "safe place".

So many times now I awake to the memory of me putting cash somewhere "safe" and then spending half a day looking for it.

A few months ago it was £300 in a shoe on a shelf. I imagine that at the time "drunk me" thought it was good to do but neglected to pass the message on to "sober me".

So many messages that could be passed back and forth and are not.




posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:00 PM
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Don't text, don't open your mouth



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:03 PM
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*CranialSponge takes mental note of drunk nonspecific's cash hiding places*


... offers her bestest pal in the whole wide world (aka nonspecific) a pint
... or two
... or twelve

*cough*



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:03 PM
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"Don't get drunk. It's just stupid."

Fortunately, sober me tends to listen to myself so drunk me doesn't get the chance to come around and get talked to.



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:04 PM
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Years ago my sober self gave this advice to my drunk self.
Don't get drunk.

That said I am sure there are those whose drunk selves replied

aruhihlarlfgio off.



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:05 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

Note to self.

remember that cheese, peperoni, onion and mushroom pizza is over 8000 CALORIES


AND


The beautiful blonde in your sociology class 'study partner' that wears athleta tights, wants nothing to do with you!






posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:07 PM
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That 'hot chic' is a guy!



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:10 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

1. "Let it go".
2. "It won't matter tomorrow".
3. "Don't ask questions you don't want answers to".
4. "Are the consequences worth it?".
5. "Vodka lies! You CAN'T dance!".

FORGOT this one:
6. "Stay off ATS!".
edit on 14-2-2016 by TNMockingbird because: see above



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:12 PM
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originally posted by: woodwardjnr
Don't text, don't open your mouth


Absolutely.... drunk dialling and drunk texting is the worst.
And yes, just making a twat of yourself being drunk is pretty bad too.



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:13 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

Remember, the kitchen is not the toilet.



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:17 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

Joke About Cop Pulling Over A Drunk Man

“Haha”, thought the cop gleefully, when he saw the staggering man walking out of the bar towards the parking lot, “I’ll just wait until he pulls out and then I’ll pull him over for drunk driving.”

There was no doubt about it the man was as drunk as could be, after tripping over a rock and dusting himself off, the man slowly made his way towards his car swaying every which way. After opening the passenger side door by mistake, the man finally opened the right door and sat down heavily in the driver’s seat.

After dosing off for a few minutes the man seemed to awake out of his drunken slumber and slowly put his keys in the ignition turning on the car.

The man barely started pulling out before the cop turned on his sirens full blast and headed over to the car, “alright buddy” said the cop, “get on out and let me see you walk a straight line.” To the cops surprise the man easily walked a straight line.

After passing the Breathalyzer test too, the cop was positively mystified, “how’d you get sober so quick?” question the cop.

“Get sober?” responded the man with a smile, “I always was sober, I was just distracting you so all my drunken buddies could escape without you noticing!"



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:22 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

My sober self says "you need a drink"



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:29 PM
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No brainer.

If you've had even one drink, don't drive.



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:29 PM
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originally posted by: Wide-Eyes
a reply to: nonspecific

My sober self says "you need a drink"


Damn , you beat me to it . My sober self just said that very thing so I popped the cap off my first vanilla porter of the day .
edit on 14-2-2016 by whenandwhere because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:31 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific


Nothing. It would be fruitless. Sober me should just steal my keys (knocking me out, if necessary) and call me a cab.



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:33 PM
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None , a drunk me wouldn't listen to advice.
Come to think of it a sober me doesn't listen to advice either.



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:36 PM
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originally posted by: whenandwhere

originally posted by: Wide-Eyes
a reply to: nonspecific

My sober self says "you need a drink"


Damn , you beat me to it . My sober self just said that very thing so I just opened on my first vanilla porter of the day .


Lol, enjoy.



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:40 PM
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''use your hand V, don't stain that innocent soul''



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 04:50 PM
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Sober me would say to drunk Nick, "Just because. She is the most beautiful women in the room doesn't mean she wants to have your babies."



posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 04:52 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific
Beer and tequila don't mix. If you do drink them both, make sure you can at least crawl to the toilet.



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