posted on Feb, 14 2016 @ 02:17 PM
a reply to: nonspecific
Joke About Cop Pulling Over A Drunk Man
“Haha”, thought the cop gleefully, when he saw the staggering man walking out of the bar towards the parking lot, “I’ll just wait until he
pulls out and then I’ll pull him over for drunk driving.”
There was no doubt about it the man was as drunk as could be, after tripping over a rock and dusting himself off, the man slowly made his way towards
his car swaying every which way. After opening the passenger side door by mistake, the man finally opened the right door and sat down heavily in the
After dosing off for a few minutes the man seemed to awake out of his drunken slumber and slowly put his keys in the ignition turning on the car.
The man barely started pulling out before the cop turned on his sirens full blast and headed over to the car, “alright buddy” said the cop, “get
on out and let me see you walk a straight line.” To the cops surprise the man easily walked a straight line.
After passing the Breathalyzer test too, the cop was positively mystified, “how’d you get sober so quick?” question the cop.
“Get sober?” responded the man with a smile, “I always was sober, I was just distracting you so all my drunken buddies could escape without you